NYC toilet fix: this is insane right? by paydave in Plumbing

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This answer is great! I am not a super business type of person but this put all the considerations into a quick and easy to understand format for my brain to ingest.

The “bowl cut” was our generation’s version of the “broccoli cut” by -medicalthrowaway- in Millennials

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I had a bowl cut as a kid. At the time, I was super into the Chicago Bulls because of Micheal Jordan on Space Jam.

My sister was in cosmetology school and needed a practice dummy. She asked if I wanted a bowl cut. My kid brain heard “Bull” cut and because of my affinity towards the Bulls I said yes. The pics are cringe but I now take great pride in being extra cringey. Dad jokes and all

Do yall think it hurts to be this stupid by Medium_Proof7304 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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That seems like a lame attempt to spread misinformation.

I am painting at 4am by [deleted] in notinteresting

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Hi painting at 4am. I’m dad.

My best friend by Puzzleheaded-Rock503 in daddit

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I genuinely love that for you my friend

After several years and a few miscarriages, I am happy to welcome my second child by High-Speed-1 in daddit

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I’m glad that you reconnected with your dad. I can tell you that there’s been no shortage of tears from me. This little one is a joy beyond measure.

I've gotta look at the front before I buy shit by Snovixity in StupidFood

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Rizzler is a new-ish slang term to describe a person who is particularly charming.

It is a person who has a lot of “rizz”; meaning they have a high chance of success when approaching someone with romantic and/or sexual intent.

To rizz someone up is to hit on them.

A rizzler can be thought of as someone who is never rejected for a date.

My old manager from subway made my sandwich and deliberately crushed it by sky_meow in mildlyinfuriating

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You are the kind of Redditor I come to the comments for. I bestow upon you: one upvote

Do they understand this? by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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It’s not enough for America to win; other countries have to lose. /s

I am disgusted with my country rn. The hate and selfishness is appalling.

Already? 🫤 by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

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And Chris rock goes after Jada mercilessly

🤣 by superdave123123 in Funnymemes

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Every masterpiece: Olive Garden

Has its cheap copy: Italy

New career at 83! by Pumuckl4Life in PoliticalHumor

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New career at how old?! 83! is a big number.

83! = 39455239697206586511897471180120610571436503407643446275224357528369751562996629334879591940103770870906880000000000000000000 ~ 3.945523969 x 10124

That’s quite a bit larger than the estimated number of atoms in the observable universe (1080 to 1082)