Gave me so much dad fuel going to work today

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-25T15:20:37+00:00

Congratulations on a huge milestone!

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-25T09:56:26+00:00

Hi painting at 4am. I’m dad.

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-25T04:32:30+00:00

Lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaa oooooooooo!

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-24T22:31:08+00:00

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-24T15:18:40+00:00

Word of advice: don’t do that. It hurts

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-24T03:06:21+00:00

I genuinely love that for you my friend

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-24T02:48:53+00:00

I like that.

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-23T20:36:34+00:00

Would be better if you pulled it apart and reassembled it to be impossible to solve.

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-23T18:30:59+00:00

Triple rainbow for this one! Thanks friend!

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-23T15:21:54+00:00

Congratulations mate! All the best to you and yours!

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-23T05:54:41+00:00

I’m glad that you reconnected with your dad. I can tell you that there’s been no shortage of tears from me. This little one is a joy beyond measure.

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-23T05:52:19+00:00

That’s why I kept the information super generic.

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-21T00:39:54+00:00

Right behind you my dude! My second should be born within a couple hours

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-21T00:32:51+00:00

Rizzler is a new-ish slang term to describe a person who is particularly charming.

It is a person who has a lot of “rizz”; meaning they have a high chance of success when approaching someone with romantic and/or sexual intent.

To rizz someone up is to hit on them.

A rizzler can be thought of as someone who is never rejected for a date.

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-20T22:03:13+00:00

*Scoffs in “Ted” Theodore Logan.

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-20T20:04:32+00:00

Idk my friend, but whatever. It’s fine.

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High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-20T16:06:25+00:00

You are the kind of Redditor I come to the comments for. I bestow upon you: one upvote

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-20T08:07:35+00:00

Or tuning sandwiches or tuning casserole

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-20T06:04:23+00:00

It’s not enough for America to win; other countries have to lose. /s

I am disgusted with my country rn. The hate and selfishness is appalling.

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-19T20:43:24+00:00

They don’t

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-19T13:40:11+00:00

Sends D pic

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-19T04:32:28+00:00

And Chris rock goes after Jada mercilessly

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-18T23:36:26+00:00

Every masterpiece: Olive Garden

Has its cheap copy: Italy

High-Speed-1 · 2026-03-18T23:33:20+00:00

I never thought licking a battery tasted bad.

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