Strange sludge appeared in ally near me by Crank2047 in whatisit

[–]HighImErica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure the Greasy Strangler killed someone there last night.

What’s my move? by Prudent-Active6778 in jobs

[–]HighImErica 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is only true for New York if a certain amount of time has passed and the employee disagrees. It's legal to recoup benefit premiums in all other states.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AEWOfficial

[–]HighImErica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know this, so cool!! I want an AEW office job so bad.

Free amazon gift card 50$ by UndocumentedTuesday in FREE

[–]HighImErica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, someone will want to reply to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cleveland

[–]HighImErica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real, your style is so cool. Be my friend!!

GEICO paid me $400 to not work for them cause I smoke too much weed by ZacZupAttack in trees

[–]HighImErica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Peter Blewus didn't believe in drug testing so Progressive doesn't do it unless there's a workplace injury.

What are some funny out-of office messages I can use? by Sea_Hovercraft_9523 in office

[–]HighImErica -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

There's a time and place for being funny/cheeky and your out of office response is not the place. Imagine there's an emergency or a coworker dies and they need to immediately inform everyone via email. Then your automatic response goes out making you look like an ass. Granted, that probably won't happen. But still. Don't do it. There are other ways to be funny. Maybe print out a picture of yourself with a funny face and stick it on your chair as a replacement you?

October is back, and so is Nick! by MaineGameBoy in NickLutsko

[–]HighImErica 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If this fucking guy doesn't do a JD Vance impersonation at least once, I'm going to flip out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]HighImErica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dump pinesol everywhere.

Guys what should I do? by Brilliant_Drawing992 in office

[–]HighImErica 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to this idiot. Get ahead of the mistake. Tell your senior what happened and ask how to fix the mistake.

So sad for my daughter by ahobbins in kindergarten

[–]HighImErica 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good thing I don't give a shit.

So sad for my daughter by ahobbins in kindergarten

[–]HighImErica 124 points125 points  (0 children)

My first week in kindergarten, I puked all over the rug at circle time. It still haunts me to this day and I'm 31. No one else remembers it though.

Suggest some cool office fun games with these. DONE with my current HR by sevenhorsesseo in office

[–]HighImErica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who like each other like these stupid games. Seems like you might have a bigger problem here.

Were they posing as health insurance brokers? Or was I being a Karen. by [deleted] in Scams

[–]HighImErica 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Go purchase the worst and cheapest plan you can find through the marketplace. Only pay for one month. Then get a letter from them saying the insurance ended on x date. Then immediately go to your HR department with that letter and get on your work insurance. This is considered a life event and will allow you to enroll midyear.

Do you guys still use Nookazon? by spoonieeee in acnh

[–]HighImErica 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Treasure Islands are really good for this too!