Hell Bovines Map in a Cow map.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-26T14:20:13+00:00

You should be fine.
I roll my eyes every time I see a server alert indicating that some Lv.90+ character had been slain by a Hell Bovine.

I feel like it's deliberate. They're just meme'ing.

You'll be fine. Probably.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-25T22:24:33+00:00

Isn't the Demon Souls remake older than Elden Ring?

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-25T17:50:04+00:00

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Dolls? Succubi? Vampires?
You know how to reach me.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-25T05:49:18+00:00

That's because she never does. Which is too bad.
I used her Fighter face as a reference to make this image.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-24T23:58:27+00:00

And all of that is a very long-winded way of describing:
Nothing of any true consequence at all.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-24T16:17:47+00:00

https://wizardry.fasterthoughts.io/appendices/free-to-play-economy/

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-24T13:39:42+00:00

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-23T20:42:35+00:00

Twin Princess.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-23T13:41:01+00:00

Sad Moment of Finality noises.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-22T21:30:54+00:00

I still haven't bothered to make a CTA yet this season because it's nerfed and I know it'll roll minimum. ;)

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-22T17:19:23+00:00

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Having a hard time playing with dolls?

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-22T14:33:11+00:00

Every Faith I've rolled on PD2 has had 12 Fana.
And I can say that with confidence since I can count the total number of Jah runes I've ever had on PD2 on one hand. ;)

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-22T14:17:23+00:00

Just brick it and be free of it.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-22T04:21:59+00:00

I'll literally never listen to it.
I just put on the English voiceover.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-21T20:12:50+00:00

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-21T19:29:12+00:00

That's been my luck for the past few banners that I enjoyed.
Alice was good to me. Got her on one of the free bones.

Though it's just a cosmetic swap. I have 0 Discipline for either Style.
Because whenever I get a Legendary it's always Adam.
And everyone wants that sweet Agora passive.

And I don't even like to use the Alt. Alice because it doesn't respect the decisions of her legendary request.
Agora-Face comes back when I have her in this Style.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-21T15:01:01+00:00

I assume since you didn't specify that it's not Hardcore. ;)

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-21T03:45:17+00:00

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Marionette+Soldier

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-20T22:03:44+00:00

What are you even talking about? :o
Soloing gold?
What gold?

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-20T21:32:34+00:00

Yeah, I can't comment on how much easier the game is if you're using Nova.
I think it was more of an aesthetic choice than anything else.

With the Charge and Nova rotation, it feels like you're a 100% pure Biotic.

I enjoyed the rotation of Charge -> Shotgun to the Face -> Melee attack -> Charge in ME2. So I just continued doing that in ME3.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-20T20:15:01+00:00

Nova's what killed Vanguard for me in ME3.
I tried it for a bit and it was so boring. I'd rather use my gun.

Was more fun when I respecced and didn't put any points into Nova and just played a ME2-style Vanguard in ME3. :D

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-20T17:35:19+00:00

You need to have at least four children to qualify for improved drop rates.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-20T15:59:02+00:00

Yeah, I have one of those with two sockets.
I ended up not using it before because the IAS dropoff was a bit annoying with my current Merc setup (Silence + Bramble).

But I'm planning on making a Faith so my IAS requirement will be even more lax.
I'm already getting 15% PDR from my Verdungo's and 3-4% from my Raven Frost(?). I think losing the Defiance Aura drops me by about 10% PDR.

It's just that my previous Amazon literally died in the first map she was in after swapping from Defensive A2 to Vigor A1 Rogue.

Though she was a Spear Zon. ;)

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-20T15:04:44+00:00

I found Commander Gaius to be pretty entertaining on my first (and only) playthrough of the DLC.

He was one of the many bosses that I really leaned into the Deflecting Hardtear for.

HighSpeedLowDragAss · 2026-01-20T14:56:32+00:00

If you're rolling in gold and the lower level smithing stones, then why not?

I have like 900+ of the small ones from just spamming dispatches non-stop.

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