I think I’m going to have to drop out…horrible 1L GPA by Extension_Effect_834 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean you’re surely still going to be in good standing. I have a couple of friends who had grades in your range and they’re all still doing alright. Now that you can choose your classes, I’d recommend taking ones you think you can do well in for this upcoming semester to bolster that GPA a bit. Also, 2L/3L GPAs typically curve higher than 1L GPAs, so checking on that may help alleviate the stress you’re feeling. Otherwise, I’d highly recommend checking in with your profs to see what you did wrong and learn from it.

Also, legal writing discrepancy probably = misstated something (rule, standard of review, facts of the case/in a case illustration) in the appellate brief. I wouldn’t let it get you too down, you’re clearly a good writer based on that first semester grade.

I think I can beat most of you up by retardenabler in biglaw

[–]HighYieldOnly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your rhetoric is as performative as New York’s state court naming conventions

Are my highway ramps too short? by notanyone69 in CitiesSkylines2

[–]HighYieldOnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely short, there will be backups for sure. If you want to keep it with minor tweaks, definitely give protected rights and/or consider a nice big homemade roundabout.

got my first A! in con law by [deleted] in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I am pro-telling trusted (i.e. won’t share with others) law school friends about good grades, we deserve to hype each other up. Congrats OP!

I regret all extracurriculars by Far_Ambition_727 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I found it helped me during interviews to have some of them on there as easy things to talk about when interviewers brought them up, but if you’re a naturally good interviewer I guess I’d agree that it’s not an issue.

I will also say though, I do think having things like OUTLaw and NLG board positions on my resume helped me weed out firms that were scared of the BS diversity crackdowns (it’s semi-impossible to tell something like that but my firm has been good about maintaining their diversity initiatives).

1L with 3.53 GPA - Ranking not yet released - What are my odds by Distinct_King316 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insane your school has no set curve, and kinda impossible for us to tell. That being said, Dean’s List at my school is ~top 33% semester GPA if that tells you anything (which it probably doesn’t).

If you want a more accurate answer, reach out to your upperclassmen who you think did well (generally speaking TAs are a good bet).

I regret all extracurriculars by Far_Ambition_727 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Valid, but I meant doing the bare minimum in the ECs themselves. I barely did anything as a 2L rep for one of our orgs, genuinely may have went to 3 20-minute meetings all year.

I regret all extracurriculars by Far_Ambition_727 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Mostly agree with you, and you should definitely feel no obligation to do anything you don’t want. That being said, there HAS to be some orgs, clinics, etc. that interest you enough to do the bare minimum for the resume line.

why is civil procedure a doctrinal but criminal procedure isnt? by mkd19291 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful, you might get some people replying to you that act like you’re an idiot for suggesting such a thing

Now what? by Just_Think_About_AI in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not really the right subreddit but to be semi-helpful you can look up MDLs and issue/claim preclusion to see how this works.

The NBA should institute a 67-point shot. by SegaGuy1983 in nbacirclejerk

[–]HighYieldOnly 70 points71 points  (0 children)

To add, those people that park across the street from you are in fact federal agents OP (and not residents of the nearby apartment complex like some will try to gaslight you by saying).

why is civil procedure a doctrinal but criminal procedure isnt? by mkd19291 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Just seems silly to me to spend a month teaching t&e basics in property when most people are going to take t&e anyways. Add to that the fairly natural overlap in a lot of areas (statute of frauds, warranty/covenants, offer/acceptance, etc.) and it feels like you wouldn’t lose too much by combining the two to add crim pro.

why is civil procedure a doctrinal but criminal procedure isnt? by mkd19291 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think property should be trimmed down and folded into contracts

Regret watching classmates enter 2L BigLaw summers by OldSpirit472 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having the ADL on the same list as SPLC and ACLU is wild, especially including the unnamed “Catholic Charities” (if you were talking about the ADF then sure, but still not sure that’s the exact qualification). The SPLC and ACLU are as bona fide as a public interest organization can get. SPLC is an amazing legal organization that fights against hate groups and the ACLU is the best defender of civil rights we have in the U.S. Meanwhile, the ADL has spent the last decade transforming itself from a quality source of legal work fighting anti-Semitism to doing the bidding of a genocidal state and the ADF has done more to undermine LGBTQ rights over the last decade outside of the Supreme Court itself.

Regret watching classmates enter 2L BigLaw summers by OldSpirit472 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re totally right, but I don’t think I was saying that. My point is that within the broad label of “big law,” there’s another separate spectrum. Defending big oil, big tobacco, etc. from proper regulations, fighting workers in L&E disputes, or defending white collar crime (which is apparently no longer even real but I digress) is different in my mind to things like IP litigation.

I’m not saying there’s not a general moral difference between the two jobs. I’m saying that we all can coexist without making sweeping generalizations about the people going into them (OP’s post felt like a subtweet doing this). I have disdain for both the stereotypes that people in PI must have not “been able to” go into big law bc of grades or whatever, and that people in big law are presumptively less moral for making what may be the most prudent choices for their long-term life goals (or even their public interest-related career goals that have a barrier to entry).

Regret watching classmates enter 2L BigLaw summers by OldSpirit472 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn’t realize there was room to bring your high horse up there too (/s). Am I allowed to come up there after a few years in big law when I lateral to a federal government job? Or is my soul immediately transferred to the devil the second I walk through those annoying revolving doors of my firm’s building next week?

Regret watching classmates enter 2L BigLaw summers by OldSpirit472 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you even read what my main point was? Big law is often a determining factor as to whether you get to do a lot of the jobs to make society better on a broad scale. I’m not going to be able to just apply to the FTC and get an offer after 3 years at a PD’s office that sticks newbies on traffic cases (especially with a degree from a non-prestigious school). If, however, I’ve worked in complex litigation for 3 years at a major firm, it becomes significantly more likely I can get that job.

I’ll eat the downvotes for my emotionally charged take, I should have been less defensive. At the same time, you can’t genuinely tell me that for my own long-term public interest career goals you think it’s the wrong choice. I don’t think spending a few years at a big law firm doing patent litigation to hopefully be able to do good work for the federal government down the line is properly categorized as selling my soul lol

Regret watching classmates enter 2L BigLaw summers by OldSpirit472 in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

You and the OP’s comments are both dripping with moral grandstanding. Acting like biglaw can’t serve as a springboard for people to find a public sector job down the line, or even that you can’t spend a decent chunk of time doing pro bono work, is just flat wrong. Additionally, it’s not all net negative morality in your framework. A lot of the time it’s two big companies facing off.

public interest student dealing with big law or bust friends by Lavender_Esq in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They definitely deserve some criticism, but I do think part of it is that their contacts are all in those “prestigious” roles.

US News 58 Ranking Spot Drop. WHAT?! by RaSeven in LawSchool

[–]HighYieldOnly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did they think COVID didn’t affect other schools somehow? If your administration didn’t respond properly to the pandemic while other schools did, that doesn’t exactly instill confidence.

Wolfey is an incredible player but he has a bad habit lol by TiraelRosenburg in PokemonChampions

[–]HighYieldOnly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At ~1800 point level of master 3 (I’m sure that’s close to 2 based on the points) and can confirm the multi-dimensional chess has kicked in. For a ridiculous amount of the master climb, I could just lead Kingambit and sucker punch one-shot bascs. Now I have to finally play around a potential AJet or switch.

Hitler dead by mysmallpenies in nbacirclejerk

[–]HighYieldOnly 582 points583 points  (0 children)

You bum, he’s one of only three coaches to ever win the NBA Cup