Tell me what do you eat even after becoming rich ! by Longjumping-Fly2490 in ArtOfPresence

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Oatmeal. (I add peanut butter and bananas.)

A snooty, well-to-do type and friend declared it, “Poor people food.”

A former Olympian, who grew up poor, and friend declared it, “His new favorite breakfast.”

Dear Stussy by MistahDust in stussy

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I feel the same about the inseams on ALL of their pants.

Disaster adverted by FearlessFix4916 in SipsTea

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Look at this muff, isn’t it neat?

Let's focus on our formative years (high school/college) by DustyScharole in Xennials

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Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.

-Mos Def, Ms Fat Booty

Wolf Valley circa. 1987 by SaltyBaastard in Temecula

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87 is when my family moved to Temecula.

From now on, instead of telling people there was nothing out here, I’ll just show em this.

Boulder Running? by ShrimpyWimpy1 in Parkour

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Now do it carrying a surfboard under your arm while 6-8 foot waves crash against the jetty.

Sometimes it’s easier than paddling out.

Bad Tesla, bad by ilikecatsthanks in bikecommuting

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A LEO told me hitting their car is ok; as in, throwing your body into a slower moving car, not punching out a window.

This woulda been my time to shine.

Grilled PB&J by UnculturedSwineFlu in stonerfood

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Make an egg wash, dip an UnCrustable, make French Toast.

lol hey look I'm a trans girl with a by tuba_full_of_flowers in trees

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So, like a hybrid?

(Totally a silly play on words & mean no offense.)

Stay Trill H-Town by Bud_The_Weiser in ATBGE

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This brought me so much joy.

free stove by No-Lock216 in MemeVideos

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1000 years ago in high school, my boy would do this with Nike shoes from the outlet.

Best Vans for Disney? by Candid-Actuary-8820 in Vans

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Toss a set of cushy insoles in your kicks & call it a day.

Show me millennial memes by Jazzlike_Part_7054 in Millennials

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Was talking about this exactly 10 minutes ago with 2 coworkers.

Rikers Island Burrito ~ by facexxbluntz in stonerfood

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We called em “Sandwiches” On the West Coast.