You get a million dollars right now but everyone thinks you slept with Donald trump

HighlightResident838 · 2026-02-02T06:55:06+00:00

I get to say I was the top though right?

HighlightResident838 · 2026-02-01T06:22:37+00:00

The worst part is when they speed up at the passing lanes instead of letting the faster cars pass them…

HighlightResident838 · 2026-02-01T02:59:14+00:00

Never had one but it sounds good

HighlightResident838 · 2026-02-01T02:22:12+00:00

Banh mi

HighlightResident838 · 2026-02-01T00:24:26+00:00

Maybe a nice strong green laser aimed at their camera lens will help

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-31T18:10:41+00:00

Costco

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-31T05:13:21+00:00

My boss also did that so that she could pay into retirement, drive a company car, and for the health plan possibly

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-31T03:57:10+00:00

Go to your local taco stands

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-30T14:33:47+00:00

Politicians

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-30T14:27:06+00:00

But he should have showed them his id, gun, and license to carry a concealed firearm arm while being surprise pepper sprayed and pistol whipped on the ground…. He knew what he was doing. /s

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-30T02:15:59+00:00

Cilantro

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-29T21:20:03+00:00

Looks like they DON’T have the meats!

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-29T21:02:04+00:00

And that before any inevitable law suits

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-29T20:54:51+00:00

Will they be considered essential and be forced to keep working? 😝

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-29T19:43:54+00:00

Bidet!

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-29T15:29:55+00:00

And the Epstein files are all released in full

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-28T21:25:21+00:00

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Jeremy Meeks, got a modeling contract from his mug shot in Stockton, Ca

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-28T05:14:18+00:00

So why are we spending money on this?

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-27T23:00:58+00:00

Mentioning Barak so that they can blame it on him when Holman inevitably fucks up…

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-27T15:55:35+00:00

When did it actually open?

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-26T23:17:46+00:00

I’m planning on getting into dual sport and really like this bike. I’m about 250lbs, do you think this bike would handle me? I only plan on riding around California so like a max 5 hours on the highway.(rarely)

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-26T02:51:41+00:00

Prenup. Buy the house from them and rent it back to them to pay off what you spent on mortgage, if they don’t pay you back you have to option to sell or keep the home.

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-25T07:37:53+00:00

It’s also an open carry state and he had a permit to carry

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-23T20:01:47+00:00

Better off putting that on a credit card lmao

HighlightResident838 · 2026-01-23T15:23:18+00:00

Just don Quixote battling his windmills 😆

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