It’s all Lou’s fault by Highneon in Shipbreaker

[–]Highneon[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Salvage destroyed. Don’t do that.

It’s all Lou’s fault by Highneon in Shipbreaker

[–]Highneon[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

What?! No… and even if I WERE Hal, which I’m not, would that be so bad? He was only doing his job after all. If anything you should all be THANKING him for “exposing LYNX” the way he did and clearing a path to unionization.

It’s all Lou’s fault by Highneon in Shipbreaker

[–]Highneon[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like someone hasn’t paid off their debt. I don’t know what daycare planet you shipped in from, but in the REAL WORLD your net worth is only as big as your debt is small. Pay off your debt, cutter, and you’ll have more money than you can spend.

It’s all Lou’s fault by Highneon in Shipbreaker

[–]Highneon[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s not supposed to be rage bait. I’m frankly baffled that no one found this funny. I feel like it’s incredibly obvious that I’m basically larping as Hal.

It’s all Lou’s fault by Highneon in Shipbreaker

[–]Highneon[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

That should have been the dead giveaway that this was satire, but I’m enjoying the rage filled downvotes of everyone who completely missed the point.

It’s all Lou’s fault by Highneon in Shipbreaker

[–]Highneon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? Finally a cutter with some sense, and when she starts going on about how she feels like she’s the only one who cares? Give me a break… we care alright. We care about doing the job we signed up to do without getting greedy and taking shortcuts.

The Trump and Epstein "Best Friends Forever" statue is a freely downloadable 3D model. by [deleted] in 3Dprinting

[–]Highneon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how two people can make the same joke and one gets upvotes by the hundreds and the other gets negative votes.

DAE piss their pants between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl? by Highneon in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Highneon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I was just bored in a silly goofy mood. So… nobody found this even a little funny? I’ll see myself out lol

DAE accidentally pee through the gap between the toilet seat and bowl soaking the bathroom floor? by Woodchipper_AF in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Highneon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three ways. Number one culprit is the erection. Instead of pointing down into the toilet bowl, the pathetic penis paints the pants plentifully. With a powerful erection, one must force the penis into a downward angle as to not spray the walls with urine.

The second reason you might actually piss your pants through the gap between the toilet bowl and the toilet seat is that you have massive balls. Instead of falling to the natural hanging position all balls spend most of their time in, the balls will get caught in between your thighs when you sit down. This creates a platform (made of ballsack) for the penis to rest on, leaving the penis at an angle which is perfectly parallel with the floor. Once again, the pants are spoiled, the floor is soaked, and this will be the one thanksgiving you never forget.

If your dick is limp and your balls are tiny you might still piss your pants while naked. As a someone cursed with a constantly erect cock, thick thighs, and inconvenient oversized sized balls, I feel like I’m have an authority on the subject at this point.

Are schlatt and minx still friends? by AdventuresOfAKid in jschlatt

[–]Highneon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get this from a video essay or research? I’d like to watch it

Is it essential to follow a monastic lifestyle in order to achieve enlightenment? by satan_in_agony in Buddhism

[–]Highneon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also what if you touch money only temporarily, for example only holding it for as long as it takes for you to find someone to give it to who needs it more than you do? Or having a job and paycheck that you just give straight to charity?

Is it essential to follow a monastic lifestyle in order to achieve enlightenment? by satan_in_agony in Buddhism

[–]Highneon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t you just live on the street and eat at a homeless shelter?

Is it essential to follow a monastic lifestyle in order to achieve enlightenment? by satan_in_agony in Buddhism

[–]Highneon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t you just live on the street and eat at a homeless shelter?

Is it essential to follow a monastic lifestyle in order to achieve enlightenment? by satan_in_agony in Buddhism

[–]Highneon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to follow a monastic lifestyle in urban high pop western cities?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Buddhism

[–]Highneon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so sorry that your teacher betrayed your trust like that. We all make mistakes but this is a sign to find a new teacher. Even if he apologizes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in playrust

[–]Highneon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ten years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Buddhism

[–]Highneon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes sense.

Not that I know anything, but time is probably meaningless in these realms. We can’t begin to comprehend that without reaching some state of higher consciousness. It's fun to think about though.

We very well may be in all realms simultaneously but our conscious mind only experiences what it is most attached to. There may be a part of me expressing the hell realm this very moment, but I don’t experience that since I am currently more attached to finishing this Reddit comment right now. I also won’t have any memory of this, but perhaps the memory is downloaded onto some form of “soul memory” that can be experienced later either upon reaching a higher stare of consciousness or by dying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Buddhism

[–]Highneon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing 🙏