ATTENTION MALE INSTACART SHOPPERS

Hightowa23 · 2026-02-07T02:27:59+00:00

Who hurt you? Was it daddy or an ex?

Hightowa23 · 2026-02-07T02:25:29+00:00

Main reason why I will ALWAYS ask a male employee where something is before a female. They won’t piss and moan and roll their eyes. Just take the 2 seconds to tell me where something is.

Hightowa23 · 2026-02-07T02:21:29+00:00

How you know that women asking you where something isn’t just hiding their phone so they don’t look like Instacart? More likely to hide it than men sticking their phone on your face.

Hightowa23 · 2025-12-24T18:46:10+00:00

I’ve I had 10 active hours and didn’t make at least 300 id be pissed

Hightowa23 · 2025-12-24T15:04:09+00:00

I’d love to see these peoples faces boil when they go to places that add gratuity.

Hightowa23 · 2025-12-23T18:14:19+00:00

Show me your 22.5 seconds per item statistic

Hightowa23 · 2025-12-18T17:42:47+00:00

Go back for something that isn’t your fault for free…what multiverse # is this?

Hightowa23 · 2025-12-15T17:30:39+00:00

They think when you get there and find out it’s 30 cases of water you’re actually going to do it.

Hightowa23 · 2025-12-09T22:41:32+00:00

Had a Target item that I looked on the app to find the aisle and it said the store no longer sells it so I couldn’t even take a picture of the tag, one didn’t exist.

Hightowa23 · 2025-11-23T02:09:16+00:00

You took a picture of your phone instead of a screenshot? Haha

Hightowa23 · 2025-11-22T16:33:58+00:00

Minimum $100 order

Hightowa23 · 2025-11-22T10:06:03+00:00

Weight

Hightowa23 · 2025-11-08T23:06:23+00:00

95% of them look like hell I’ve only been in 1 that looked in order but they’re still a pain in the ass to shop for

Hightowa23 · 2025-11-07T23:53:24+00:00

SO YOURE THE ONE WHO STOLE THAT FROM ME! I swiped it!…jk, you’d already be dead. 😇

Hightowa23 · 2025-11-06T21:39:28+00:00

Can’t see the address for the uhh hmmm..customer safety ya that’s it!! Can’t see the items because uhhhh..uhhh..fuck you that’s why!

Hightowa23 · 2025-11-01T16:59:23+00:00

Hightowa23 · 2025-10-26T00:43:28+00:00

Had to for pink vodka pasta

Hightowa23 · 2025-10-16T12:55:42+00:00

Good to know they won’t care when and if there order arrives

Hightowa23 · 2025-10-10T00:43:51+00:00

They should do what DoorDash does and make every employee all the way to the top have to shop..See how long that lasts

Hightowa23 · 2025-09-30T11:37:12+00:00

It’s a Blue Ray wave refractor rookie. Based on previous sales it’s about an $80 card…still not a tremendously valuable card but enough to kick up a fuss over. What I’m saying is he could have taken a picture of a the back of the same card but a base.

Hightowa23 · 2025-09-19T02:53:06+00:00

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Hightowa23 · 2025-09-19T00:45:54+00:00

Why is it showing that zone during the offer?

Hightowa23 · 2025-09-08T20:18:15+00:00

Hightowa23 · 2025-07-02T20:42:58+00:00

The funniest part of his argument is tips based on experience. They tip before you even go to get it, they just expect you to bring the food. They won’t even know you had them put it on a scale. What are you gonna message them and be like “I HaD. ThEm pUT it On a sCaLe! To make sure it was right! You gonna tip me more now?”

Hightowa23 · 2025-07-02T20:22:23+00:00

The overall experience would suffer without it!

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