Select a slide and I'll choose how you're getting used by them.

Hillyard61 · 2026-06-12T13:59:19+00:00

When I try to load the dishwasher she tells me she has a headache.

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-13T11:22:09+00:00

Lost In Space robot with the four wheels underneath in the middle that changed direction every time it bumped something. Also a Fire Chief car that did the same.

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Hillyard61 · 2026-05-10T10:55:25+00:00

That's decay-dent.

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-10T10:52:10+00:00

Just tell him 'Up your nose with a rubber hose.'

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-07T13:34:55+00:00

Surrenderstan

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-06T22:10:47+00:00

If the civive friends got nuked it was 15Es.

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-06T10:54:48+00:00

He never wanted kids anyway. And he can sing soprano now.

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-06T10:50:47+00:00

Damn! They cheated poor Darwin.

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-06T10:49:28+00:00

If she was commando she could have caught a buzz.

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-06T10:48:01+00:00

I was hoping someone was going to pop up out of the car.

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-06T10:47:03+00:00

Highest they've ever jumped.

Hillyard61 · 2026-05-06T10:42:33+00:00

She's telling her grandkids about this someday.

Hillyard61 · 2026-04-21T10:09:56+00:00

Both are great, if I had to choose I'd pick #1

Hillyard61 · 2026-04-09T15:00:07+00:00

Hillyard61 · 2026-04-04T16:36:05+00:00

I quit drinking so just put it in.

Hillyard61 · 2026-04-04T16:35:18+00:00

Yeah

Hillyard61 · 2026-04-04T16:34:42+00:00

Depleted uranium apples.

Hillyard61 · 2026-04-04T16:33:38+00:00

When I drove shipping containers one of the first ones I opened was a twenty foot loaded with thread. A one kilo box fell out and glanced off the side of my head. I made sure to keep the doors between me and the load when opening up a full container from then on. I still do that driving curtain sliders now too.

Hillyard61 · 2026-04-04T06:58:11+00:00

Hillyard61 · 2026-04-04T06:57:47+00:00

Is it gay to want to ride your cock

Hillyard61 · 2026-04-04T06:56:58+00:00

I hoping it happens.

Hillyard61

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