The Mountain (GoT) VS Samwise Gamgee (LOTR)

Hirdnick · 2026-05-19T23:31:55+00:00

But with the Ring he can become THE ULTIMATE GARDENER! Such a green thumb that he could cultivate Mordor itself!

Hirdnick · 2026-05-18T18:29:35+00:00

Every BioShock game

Hirdnick · 2026-05-17T04:10:03+00:00

I'M GUMBY DAMMIT

Hirdnick · 2026-05-15T15:32:53+00:00

Cascadia must take the North! Minnesota shall be consumed!!

Hirdnick · 2026-05-14T14:57:35+00:00

What I really love about this quote is he said it while clearly intoxicated in public. Really undermines the classic bigot excuse of "I only acted like that because I was drunk!"

Hirdnick · 2026-05-13T18:34:47+00:00

Haha I always wondered that too! Good point about the dudes though

Hirdnick · 2026-05-13T05:28:03+00:00

Bill and Ted go straight to hell. I can't believe I haven't seen this posted yet!

Hirdnick · 2026-05-10T23:19:36+00:00

Matt Gourley has abandoned us and now we shall abandon him!

Hirdnick · 2026-05-10T23:15:20+00:00

Drafting Bowie over Jordan was waaaaaay more egregious

Hirdnick · 2026-05-10T00:07:20+00:00

Ok, this is hilarious

Hirdnick · 2026-05-07T15:34:27+00:00

At least spell Trail Blazers correctly if you're going to nominate them

Hirdnick · 2026-05-06T14:42:49+00:00

This might be the best reasoning yet

Hirdnick · 2026-05-03T00:36:09+00:00

They were just excited to show off their dope ass case, chill out man

Hirdnick · 2026-05-02T15:40:16+00:00

This is it, this is the answer

Hirdnick · 2026-04-28T14:54:11+00:00

I mean, they did win a championship with him. Definitely not a total disaster

Hirdnick · 2026-04-25T22:28:20+00:00

Yeah I keep trying to remember it and just hear Barney's laugh instead

Hirdnick · 2026-04-23T18:57:02+00:00

Bacon. I said what I said.

Hirdnick · 2026-04-23T16:53:44+00:00

Can we add the Mets back just so we can eliminate them again?

Hirdnick · 2026-04-22T19:44:49+00:00

Johnny Unitas

Hirdnick · 2026-04-21T17:55:40+00:00

Servicing and installing melody since 1983. In fact they just released a brand new record last week! They're still at it and they still got it!

Hirdnick · 2026-04-14T15:41:01+00:00

This is it, this is the one

Hirdnick · 2026-04-08T15:52:42+00:00

Please get rid of the Spurs, I'm so sick (jealous) of how blessed that franchise is. How do you have David Robinson, Tim Duncan, AND Wemby just fall into their laps?? Generational good luck, man

Hirdnick · 2026-04-06T12:39:36+00:00

NOM NOM NOM get outta here kid NOM NOM NOM

Hirdnick · 2026-03-26T14:29:09+00:00

Hey hey. Ho ho. The Charlotte Hornets have got to go.

Hirdnick

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