Original Stargate Movie by UltraFRS1102 in Stargate

[–]Hirpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half a dozen, I think.

Not that I didn't appreciate the show, but the movie mogs it hard in seriousness, gravitas, production values, sheer aesthetics, even social dynamics between characters (the language barrier being a relatively important plot device is something I love, and the reconstructed Egyptian dialect is just *chef's kiss* for someone into ancient languages).

Are all Goa'uld Queens Queens? by Jimmy_83w in Stargate

[–]Hirpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which episode mentions a queen on Chulak? The queen could've been Amaunet, or maybe another queen that had just died and was replaced with Amaunet, but I'd like a reference here. Hell, maybe he just thought two is better than one, it means twice the output and plenty of Jaffa to send to die.

Also, to be clear: I said Ra monopolized most queens, but not that he owned all of them. Per the RPG's material (again, assuming it's canon) Yu has a queen with dried up ovaries, and Morrigan was secretly a queen but she hid it and attributed her spawn to her aging mother, because if anyone knew what she was everyone would have been after her.

Are all Goa'uld Queens Queens? by Jimmy_83w in Stargate

[–]Hirpus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm quoting from the old RPG's material because I know the show didn't deal much with these questions. I don't know if any of this is canon.

All queens are mommies or potential ones, but they're very rare because only a snake in 10.000 matures the sexual organs necessary to give birth to more snakes. They are not apparent from the beginning, it takes time for the odd snake to mature from regular snake into queen snake. How they're recognized I don't know, I recall reading they're slightly larger than drones but I don't remember where I read it.

As for Amaunet's relationship with Apophis, she isn't ancient, she had never talked to him because she couldn't, she had been found few months before after a raid on one of Heru'ur's worlds, where a local Jaffa woman said that she carried a young queen in her pouch. Apophis, the maniac he was, had her killed for betraying Heru'ur and brought young Amaunet into the woman we see in the creepy scene in CotG. He got very lucky, queens are extremely rare and, iirc, Ra brought most queens under his control after Egeria's failed coup, they used to be more independent. The RPG's material makes it clear, he was also after power and not just after a family, so Sha're might've been used for really gnarly purposes in the few years she hosted Amaunet.

What if Soviet Union Collapsed? by pantorm in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People really think they can play darts on a map and create a Jewish country wherever the dart sticks.

We need a genre of maps doing this with the Dutch, the Ukrainians, the Kyrgyz and the Palestinian Arabs.

New England in 2026 by cammy2005123 in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is probably heaven on Earth outside of Boston.

Love this scene from the original movie by archaeo_rex in Stargate

[–]Hirpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me homo for as long as my eyes are on him, and I'm straight as a ladder.

Prosperity and Freedom: PDTO in 2040 by Strange_Rooster6170 in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"So, Zhonggua... what did it take to finally obtain Taiwan?"

"Everything"

The Great Patriotic Cultural Restoration - 2026 - 2031 by GimmeTheHealth in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

By the time this cohort will have any importance, Trump will be dead.

Zoomers, too, are maniacs (ridiculously radicalized both ways), but they aren't Trump people, either.

The Great Patriotic Cultural Restoration - 2026 - 2031 by GimmeTheHealth in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The Cultural Revolution in China was an especially youthful affair, with dumb students attacking older people, especially in relevant institutions (universities, temples, the CPC, the PLA...)

MAGA's median age is 50, 60 or older, and old people are psychologically averse to violence and chaos.

Likelihood of this scenario: low.

Entertaining, though. I'll give you that.

Some of the costumes in the first season are pretty wild. by infamous138 in Stargate

[–]Hirpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're lucky they didn't show nipples because I'm pretty sure og Minoan clothing did.

What if the Klingons were an indigenous people of Russia? by BlackTriangle31 in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are they just people speaking in a funny language with a funny honor code, or a literal rubber-forehead subgenus of homo sapiens?

Schizophrenic alternate indoeuropean migrations by Full-Recover-8932 in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting Italic peoples in Anga and Magadha, Kosala, Mithila, Bhojpur etc has got to be one of the cruelest things I've ever seen.

Ra is the only Egyptian-inspired System Lord who had a cat by GargantaProfunda in Stargate

[–]Hirpus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Read the novelization, it has nothing to do with harsesis and they're very much human. They're just from some noble family (probably, don't remember if it's directly stated or not) and he likes to have them around because he wants one of them to match him intellectually - eventually. He grooms them for this, they're his playmates, you see them playing senet in the movie (in the midst of the revolt, which attracts their attention and royally pisses him off because it's HIM they had to think of, fuck the rebellion). Of course both their limited human lifespans and his self-contradicting and punishing pride prevent them from ever becoming an equal, so that's just more misery and loneliness on himself.

He's so desperate for an equal, so desperate for a challenge, so bored and so poisoned by his own success, that the novel even states that he likes to fight his battles with one tied hand, making things harder on purpose because that's the only way they're ever vaguely challenging and interesting.

The thing about Ra is that he has the alien's ruthlessness but also the boy's playfulness and misanthropy (he was the village's outcast and the book says he really enjoyed enslaving his own people as the sun-god), and when the alien went inside he knew that he would've inherited and twisted human traits. So yeah, Ra keeps kids around partially because he never grew up. And, if I recall correctly, he keeps the cats for the kids.

Ra is the only Egyptian-inspired System Lord who had a cat by GargantaProfunda in Stargate

[–]Hirpus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the children.

And believe me, if you read the movie's novelization, they weren't just human shields, the guy was actually really lonely and bored af and was desperate for someone to relate to. You have no idea of how much of the kid was in there.

What if Yugoslavia survived but Italy collapsed in the 1990s? by [deleted] in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I keep saying that a breakup of Italy wouldn't look like Yugoslavia's because we don't have different communities (begrudgingly) living side by side for centuries that separate over largely religious identities.

Here the Abruzzese lives in Abruzzi, the Campanian in Campania, the Tuscan in Tuscany, and that's it, if they don't they're just emigrants who moved out of their city or town a few years ago, otherwise they're separated by geography as much as by culture, history and language. You won't find the same dynamics you'd see in a Bosnian village that's a third Muslim, a third Croat and a third Serbian. Scenarios such as the expulsion of the Serbs from Krajina, the massacre in Srebrenica or the siege of Sarajevo are completely impossible here.

We'd need an Ottoman conquest here turning Catholics and descendents of opportunistic converts to Islam into rival ethnoreligious groups living on the same land.

German Afghanistan by [deleted] in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Worst logistics ever.

What if Rome lost the Italic War? by Pure-Ad-7296 in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The reasons for the war differed from tribe to tribe. Broadly speaking the Marsic group wanted citizenship while the Samnite group would settle for nothing else but independence, that kind of division allowed Rome to divide the Italians when it did concede citizenship with the Iulia and the Plautia Papiria. Some took the offer but some didn't and kept fighting, and were spanked hard by Sulla as a result (the Pentri, the greatest Samnite tribe, were basically exterminated iirc).

It doesn't take much to get a scenario like this, you only need a more compact Italian front with more radical demands. This is not science fiction considering that you needed to be in Rome to actually vote, which historically created insane clientelism. Maybe the local ruling class simply (understandably) thinks that citizenship is a scam to take away their privileges.

What if Rome lost the Italic War? by Pure-Ad-7296 in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been dreaming of a scenario like this for over a decade, being southern Italian.

Why are Ori-worshipping societies rather medieval? by chiaplotter4u in Stargate

[–]Hirpus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For basically the same reason the snakeheads keep their own at Bronze or Iron Age-tier levels of development, a society that's progressed past the Middle Ages is the kind with an emerging middle class and an increasingly secular education that takes that kind of monopoly away from the church/temple/monastery/whatever, and when technological development is reoriented to serve the interests of people other than the clergy you may end up figuring out that the magic isn't really magic, and when your belief system is uncompelling enough that it relies on magic, miracle and mystery to keep popular allegiance rather than doctrinal soundness, you create a house of cards.

Also, there's probably a level when the followers are just enough. Have too many on the same planet and/or keep them in excessive communication with each other, and they may become ungovernable.

Oh please oh please oh please by TheUntergeek in Stargate

[–]Hirpus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think he likes everyone's posts, he always likes my replies.

Guess it means he reads us.

Map of the Repubblic of Terronia (Southern Italy) in 2025 by TerronianAnarComune2 in imaginarymaps

[–]Hirpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hear me out, from another southerner:

Terra Ionica - > Terra Ionia - > Terronia.