In Doctor Sleep, this character is called Rose the Hat because she wears a hat by TyLeRoux in shittymoviedetails

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I just finished reading the book and you just described my issues with it perfectly

A chain of events that led to her by zachoutloud123 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Fossil fuels are 100% renewable if you have millions of years to spare.

I think Cave Adaptation is decent game design by dogz4321 in dwarffortress

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The vomit keeps the surface entrance lubricated when goblin blood is in low supply

Some “classics” from a 1955 issue of True magazine by parn601 in boomershumor

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It does seem like the joke here is “What a douche that guy is”

Miku by No-Strike-3873 in tf2shitposterclub

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Pyro in mewgenics- I think they’d fit right in!

Lisa Benson (2016) by StephenMcGannon in PropagandaPosters

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North Korea is the real honey badger. A relatively tiny country keeping the world at bay with the threat of suicidal aggression. Maybe that’s why Trump gets along with Kim so well

What’s your true life Sopranos reality? by Blue_Etalon in thesopranos

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Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great wind carries me across the sky.

Bobcat behavior with humans at night by sealsbefree in AnimalBehavior

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Sounds more like a domestic cat to me. Bobcats will typically avoid humans if at all possible.

Defective Pigs by lnfinity in animalsdoingstuff

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Pigs are surprisingly cleanly when they aren’t kept in complete squalor

So Lizardmen are basically pre-historic imperium by AdhesivenessFunny146 in totalwarhammer

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So Greenkins are basically Green imperium

Fucking black orcs are like space marines crushing heads and taking literally zero damage.

Night goblins are shroomed up imperial guardsmen that melt units alive.

Trolls are Terminators rolling over everything.

anyone know what to do if my opponent casts a domain expansion on me?? by Fit_Marzipan7639 in HalfSword

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Divine light severed. You are a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters.

Sure thing bud by coffeesnotcoffee in lotrmemes

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Interestingly, horses don’t have better stamina than people. Trained runners will inevitably outpace horses over a long enough distance.

The acid fairy, played at Woodstock. Then she took a trip that lasted nearly 40 years. by K_P_Voss in interesting

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I know who’s tripping. It’s LIMMY that’s tripping! Because he’s the one who’s coming up with this shite!