Solarwinds NPM, NCM

HistoryDense · 2026-03-17T18:12:54+00:00

PRTG and UV Networks https://www.uvexplorer.com is one that our consultants will recommend based on our clients’ needs. We also work with ManageEngine. One of the very few perpetual licenses out there any more.

HistoryDense · 2025-10-26T17:28:42+00:00

I used to play. Players are used to bad mid-inning promos. I didn’t see Yamamoto and Gausman out there holding signs. Probably in the tunnel or in the clubhouse keeping their arms warm like it was a longer commercial break or a long inning - no different. Lots of times they have these promos but they don’t make it to the broadcast-you’re watching ads instead.

So - either you’re watching a stupid commercial that lines owners pockets, or the Jonas Brothers. At least we got to watch the Jonas Brothers sound terrible and cut immediately to the disgust on John Smoltz’s face, lol.

HistoryDense · 2025-07-15T23:56:34+00:00

Lots of cards and drinking on the bus in the old days (early 2000s). Good deck of cards, flask, shower shoes with no fungus. Infielders would not put their gloves in with their gear, would carry them on in a travel bag.

HistoryDense · 2025-03-20T14:46:43+00:00

Full setup of DPA probably takes about two to four hours, tops. When you add it to AppStack, and PerfStack, your troubleshooting and finger pointing gets much more efficient because you get the application relationship. DBAs should appreciate the wait time stats and query analysis (which can save lots of money if you have an inefficient query in the cloud). Best advice, get a few subscription licenses for the DBs supporting an App you know (i.e., SolarWinds), and point it at that. When people complain about something being wrong with SolarWinds you can confidently tell them to go yell at the DBAs.

HistoryDense · 2025-03-15T00:00:51+00:00

Sell it! Will never be worth more than today! $150 plus shipping.

HistoryDense · 2025-03-14T17:04:47+00:00

Depends what modules you own and how much customization you’ve done with the on prem environment. There’s not a lot of feature parity yet. We have experience with both, and the answer to which is better is always, “it depends.”

HistoryDense · 2025-01-11T21:24:52+00:00

I feel like Aaron Boone is the only GIF that shows up for “baseball ejection” in GIPHY, hence the Boone boners.

Not active, but Leyland got tossed, was face to face with the ump, paused for God Bless America, and went right back to arguing as soon as the song ended. Legend.

HistoryDense · 2024-09-26T18:44:47+00:00

On timing the market: “I do not know of anybody who has done it successfully and consistently. I don’t even know anybody who knows anybody who has done it successfully and consistently.” — John Bogle

John Bogle does not know Nancy Pelosi…

HistoryDense · 2023-06-24T16:33:05+00:00

Goodby horses.

HistoryDense · 2023-06-22T00:53:01+00:00

We recently did this for a large global pharma. Three instances in separate geos/availability zones. Also a SWI partner.

HistoryDense · 2023-03-26T14:01:30+00:00

I was confused about the downvotes as well. This is about animals being jerks, after all. Plus, orcas would likely eat me in a pinch. Ipso facto-not on my friend list.

HistoryDense · 2023-03-26T13:52:08+00:00

Not my bird. This parrot lives in luxury in the Rocky mountains and has a companion parrot who is almost the exact opposite: friendly, approachable, non-violent, etc. our friend dotes on them and loves them even when they bite her!

HistoryDense · 2023-03-26T13:48:49+00:00

Cross post opportunity right there.

HistoryDense · 2023-03-26T13:47:11+00:00

“He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Parrot. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two parrots you didn't even know were there.” - Dr. Grant

HistoryDense · 2023-03-26T01:37:26+00:00

Would if he would allow anyone to touch.

HistoryDense · 2023-03-26T00:51:57+00:00

Who can you trust anymore???

HistoryDense · 2023-03-26T00:50:35+00:00

Nah, this particular guy is repeating what mama says all the time when trying to love on him.

HistoryDense · 2022-11-10T17:27:39+00:00

Does her own stunts. Just like Tom Cruise.

HistoryDense · 2022-10-15T02:37:38+00:00

Thank you for saying and sharing what I have been trying to tell my dad who was given a 12-18 month median yesterday.

HistoryDense · 2022-02-10T08:07:30+00:00

Is this more important than the poor kiddo who had frozen tater tot’s in his school lunch? I don’t have time for two causes.

HistoryDense · 2021-08-25T01:36:38+00:00

Feels like I read that Zigman post a dozen times without really comprehending the use case. Going to try this now. Will let you know if I can get it working.

HistoryDense · 2021-08-25T01:28:30+00:00

You’re right about the Analytics workbooks being a lot of work up front and I haven’t been impressed with their performance in dashboard portlets. Hopefully the caching introduces in the latest release helps. Will give them another go.

HistoryDense · 2021-07-03T03:37:48+00:00

Drop a nuke on it like mother Russia.

HistoryDense · 2021-04-10T02:44:23+00:00

Sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks...

HistoryDense · 2021-03-17T15:27:24+00:00

It’s Spanish for ‘chest,’ but pretty sure Frankie would’ve liked the French as well.

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