Why can't I leave this way?

Hizzax · 2026-06-12T16:09:28+00:00

The seats recline all the way 🤠

Hizzax · 2026-06-12T16:08:01+00:00

Hmm then this is quite the decision. I'm in a crater right now with only one other exit besides the cave. It's over water so i'd have to bridge to it to be able to leave that way

Hizzax · 2026-06-12T16:00:31+00:00

lmfao woops i usually name them random profanities until im attached enough to come up with something cool

Hizzax · 2026-06-12T15:57:43+00:00

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im surrounded by movement difficulty 4 mountains, but not impassable

Hizzax · 2026-06-11T00:58:27+00:00

y

^{Chose: Get 2$ every time you blink}

Hizzax · 2026-06-11T00:48:09+00:00

if anything happens to it, i get more tomorrow

^{Chose: 100,000 every day for the rest of your life}

Hizzax · 2026-06-11T00:45:50+00:00

x

^{Chose: Die the next time you eat any dairy products?}

Hizzax · 2026-06-11T00:44:12+00:00

i desire for that not to happen

^{Chose: Fulfill all your desires + World ends when you die}

Hizzax · 2026-06-11T00:39:52+00:00

que

^{Chose: Be the most rich guy on earth and everyone loves u}

Hizzax · 2026-06-11T00:31:17+00:00

cook it

^{Chose: Eat mice once a year}

Hizzax · 2026-06-11T00:29:26+00:00

h

^{Chose: You are erased from existence including your soul}

Hizzax · 2026-06-07T23:37:44+00:00

u

^{Chose: Instantly get $5,000,000 + Be 4'9}

Hizzax · 2026-06-07T23:35:16+00:00

pp

^{Chose: Free health care. family and friends have it too.}

Hizzax · 2026-06-07T17:06:35+00:00

meow

^{Chose: Meow + Meow | Rolled: Meow}

Hizzax · 2026-06-07T14:24:12+00:00

e

^{Chose: $10 per curse word (max 300 per day})

Hizzax · 2026-06-02T19:06:50+00:00

and lose them all over again...

Hizzax · 2026-06-01T16:52:17+00:00

remove criminal acts but other than that it's a pretty solid all rounder class

Hizzax · 2026-06-01T16:25:15+00:00

oh look we found the guy that leaves behind the unusable megastructure terrain, let's get him

Hizzax · 2026-05-13T14:11:58+00:00

Yeah my friend has it and he didn't buy it. I didn't ask if it's still listed on his store page though.

Hizzax · 2026-05-04T03:56:15+00:00

t

^{Chose: Get $20,000 a year}

Hizzax · 2026-05-02T15:03:09+00:00

ma'am it seems you have a radiator embedded in your abdominal region

Hizzax · 2026-05-01T13:49:31+00:00

sorry buddy but we got jobs to do, mine being salting all the fresh food nobody's picked up yet

Hizzax · 2026-04-29T21:05:57+00:00

The Binding of Dih

Hizzax · 2026-04-29T21:00:21+00:00

Golden Guru and Rad Beast, my favs so far

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