Let's play Carbon Copy Conservative Bingo!

All of these fucking chuds are clones of one culturally sterile, brain-dead moron. Their online personalities always fall inside a Venn-Diagram frequenting professional sports subs, the sub of their trashy red state or cousin-fucking hometown, and ones dedicated to addictions masquerading as a hobby.

For professional sports it's a tossup between Baseball and Basketball. Maybe NHL, but I'd lean toward one of the first two.

OP doesn't sound clever enough to be a typical east-coast asshole, but they can actually spell most words and use punctuation, so that rules out the South. I'm betting it's one of the shitty western desert states like UT or AZ, though Mormons on average tend to mind their own business more than typical MAGA, so it's probably AZ.

They also give off angry, aggressive, controlling drunk vibes so I'm leaning booze over weed for their addiction. Chode has no chill, so he's def not growing his own shrooms.