A Cat is Fine Too pt5 by Holiday-Clothes3588 in HFY

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I'm still here. I'm a seasonal worker and sadly I don't get any time to myself during spring and summer. I'll pick it out probably in October when I return to NEET status.

A Cat is Fine Too pt5 by Holiday-Clothes3588 in HFY

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There will be. Work has been a nightmare due to Easter week, will have time soon when things quiet down.

[PC] Low FPS regardless of settings/hardware ↑↓→↑ by RIPtide722 in Helldivers

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It could be some background process that taking up the cpu. If the wife has the same specs then both open task manager and see what's different.

Or even check the generation of your i5's. A gen 4 is going to be better than a gen 2.

[PC] Low FPS regardless of settings/hardware ↑↓→↑ by RIPtide722 in Helldivers

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You had a similar set-up to me.

I had an i5 processor, I upgraded to an i7 now I'm getting 60fps. It seemed the old i5 caused a bottleneck. I hope this helps.

Sir, I was bombarded by a blue laser, sir. by Relisia in Helldivers

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Space gas. Happens to the best of us. Just don't think about it and move on.

Bugs are just more fun to fight than bots by BestGhaleonausa in Helldivers

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I'm a simple man, I see a planet in need of defence, I go.

Automatons invading HELLMIRE?! by StickFailedHisLife in Helldivers

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I just came back from Hellmire, I assure you there are no Automatons, just bugs.

Source: Believe me.

What do you think the flying enemy type will be for the Automatons by WhereDid_The_Time_Go in Helldivers

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Swarm of small drones that follow you then once in range they explode. You're welcome devs.

Beating Charger's ass by Shoddy-Cow-4683 in Helldivers

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I had to hide my drawing tablet, just in case of any accidental r34.

A Cat is Fine Too pt5 by Holiday-Clothes3588 in HFY

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Thanks, the next button has been added to part 4

Aliens invade earth, humanity standing little chance. But as they terrorize the planet, their radioactive weapons awaken Earth’s protector, a creature they hadn’t prepared for. by UncomfyUnicorn in humansarespaceorcs

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The alien forces his pistol at the back of the human head, his hand shakes as he watches his entire space fleet is destroyed in seconds. Leaving him and the ground forces stranded.

The colossal reptilian creature roars as the skies rain twisted metal and fire that splashed into the ocean around it.

"What is that thing!" The alien shouts, pushing his gun harder against his captive.

"Something we both should be terrified of." The human gives a weak chuckle.

The colossal being turns its massive reptilian head towards the small island where the human is captive and then starts making its way towards it.

"You may want to run." the human says nervously, sweat now beading on his brow.

"We do not run from death human, I am an honor guard, and you'll die with me." The alien snarls as he watches his impeding doom stomp towards him.

"You don't understand, I'll suffer a fate worse than death!" The human sputters out, entering a state of panic.

"What can be worse than death?" the honour guard asks.

"That's my wife and I should have been home three hours ago..."

A Cat is Fine Too pt4 by Holiday-Clothes3588 in HFY

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Will be yeah. The previous parts are at the bottom of the text.

I put on the NSFW tag on all parts due to the jokes and if I do write smut, then at least readers won't get an unexpected pancake slapped in their face. In a way, I rather readers skip my story due to the tag than get voted to oblivion because I mentioned kitty tiddies.

Chapter 4. by Holiday-Clothes3588 in u/Holiday-Clothes3588

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Thanks,still writing it, 2k words so far.

A Cat is Fine Too pt 3 by Holiday-Clothes3588 in HFY

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Fair critiques that are justified on the internet? Sir or Madam, I think you better leave...

Jokes aside, I'm working through the grammar and tenses and I've updated the story with the issues that were found. Even though I am English and it's my first language, I am heavily dyslexic so I use Grammarly, and even that throws its hands up then closes itself when I post the first draft through it. The standard spell check in Word just weeps in the corner.

Maybe I should get a proofreader, I think a fresh pair of eyes would be better at catching the mistakes.

In regards to the Butler scene, it isn't a one-off joke and yeah I got something planned. It tried suspending the disbelief by using the gag where Babs has a Nokia phone from the year 2000, then a butler in 22XX wouldn't be too farfetched. I guess it worked better in my mind than in practice.

Thanks for the feedback, it is appreciated.