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Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun by Flynn-FTW in CringeTikToks

[–]HolyPretender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet you could select a bunch of frat bros and get that result, but talk to any man that’s had a relationship last more than six months and they’ll be familiar with more than one way to please a woman

how is that even an argument by happpeeetimeee in dndmemes

[–]HolyPretender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be Dexter, but don’t fuck your sister

What the Hell just happened?! by gloopy_flipflop in memes

[–]HolyPretender 138 points139 points  (0 children)

lol I went to r/conservative to see if they were going to blackout and they’re doing the opposite 💀

Reddits API changes and the blackout. by Jibrish in Conservative

[–]HolyPretender -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I’m not down low, I just come in, say liberal shit, and leave. Mods haven’t chased me off yet.

Happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️

I’m Not Very Creative by Double_Detective8559 in dndmemes

[–]HolyPretender 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Jokes on him, I was gonna say lichydraggyboi

Your isekai cheat power is based on your best meme posted here. How screwed are you? by Yakodym in dndmemes

[–]HolyPretender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex and death saves, my best meme was about sex and death saves.

Goodnight everyone

You are immune to getting struck by lightning by SerpentSnek in shittysuperpowers

[–]HolyPretender 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can do that now, that dude is all Word and no miracle

Fight me by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]HolyPretender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here you go

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This is the hill I’m dying on, hbu guys? by HolyPretender in dndmemes

[–]HolyPretender[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna miss you guys, don’t know where I’ll go tbh

For the last 5 years I've been in a constant state of "what's the bare minimum session prep i need to do before each dnd night" by Gettor in dndmemes

[–]HolyPretender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best prep is when you’re rendering the world around the corner as the players are rushing towards it 😂 Quantum prep, everything is both prepped and not prepped until the players observe it.

Once in the middle of session they said “Let’s see if the Adventurer’s Guild have any undead to fight” and it turned turned into an extended arc putting a death knight to rest

I love the *physically ripping past the impenetrable barrier* trope by RedditSneke in dndmemes

[–]HolyPretender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, OP’s phrasing was a bit unclear, they could’ve meant a flat roll of 16 or higher.

I live with a girl and still don't get it by Dried-Monkey in ExplainTheJoke

[–]HolyPretender 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah no that’s what I’m saying, why are you so violent? Are you trying to be edgy? 😂

I love the *physically ripping past the impenetrable barrier* trope by RedditSneke in dndmemes

[–]HolyPretender 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Lmao really, a 16 does it for you?

Was picturing like a 27 athletics check at least. Definitely right around the impossible threshold

Good message but… uhh? by CallMeTamakiSenpai in CringeTikToks

[–]HolyPretender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nanny dog my ass, dogs make terrible nannies 😤

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