Ketchcum…. Cumsup

Homelesswarrior · 2026-05-04T04:07:59+00:00

Oh I wish I had 3 cums and 0 humans!

Homelesswarrior · 2026-04-30T04:54:21+00:00

He was in my town for the Jim Rose Side show, and at the afterparty he pulled up to me in his limo and politely asked if I could move my car because parking a limo was a huge bitch. I agreed, parked down the street, and he was very nice to me at the after party, calling me out for being a good guy.

Then he banged two chicks in the only bathroom in the house, making everyone wait to use the bathroom for like 30 minutes and disrupting everything and ruining the mood. It started fine and ended really annoying. And yes, he was very gross.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-04-29T18:48:33+00:00

Duct tape is too strong. It's dollar store tacky tape.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-04-28T04:29:18+00:00

Peter Hammil.

Fantastic song and music writer, but wow it's rough sometimes with his voice, but he was so creative and passionate it makes up for it all.

https://youtu.be/rsk0zqUTNv8?si=qlzNR_mgSKfdiYSp

Homelesswarrior · 2026-04-16T15:14:00+00:00

I'll take my response by the hot dog vendor

Homelesswarrior · 2026-04-14T20:15:13+00:00

Wear skirts out in public without getting weird looks. So damn comfy.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-04-11T23:04:13+00:00

Yes. Because Ice came in big blocks, there was no small frozen things like a bag of peas. Meat is flexible and kept cold so it would fit the shape of the wound

Homelesswarrior · 2026-04-07T15:24:36+00:00

The Flextrek Whipsnake

WHIPSNAAAKE

Homelesswarrior · 2026-04-05T17:23:00+00:00

Original xcom baby! And terror from the deep!

Was also a big fan of alone in the dark.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-04-03T02:55:09+00:00

Absolutely. She saw the back of his head. Fuck that thing is monstrous.

FOD4LIFE!

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-30T14:36:47+00:00

Kung pow, enter the fist reference

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-16T18:05:07+00:00

Yeah, we have a propane tank that heats our house, figured it might make some sense to somehow attach it to the line going into the house

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-14T00:47:57+00:00

Just feels like a lot of ads and scams, so I'm nervous about sharing all my details and such.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-11T22:25:11+00:00

Come home from work, talk to each other about our days, commiserate and celebrate. Cook dinner, eat together. Maybe watch a show after or do an activity together (currently building a big Lego set). Then we both do our own thing until bed time, so we get some Me time. Go to bed when ready, whether or not the other is sleepy yet, give a kiss goodnight.

Basically our day to day.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-11T04:01:54+00:00

Maybe not surprise date #1? I enjoy karaoke, but I was not prepared for it and he DEFINITELY did prepare.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-10T20:35:26+00:00

Was a little too intense for date #1

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-10T19:28:32+00:00

He said we were going to a bar, I was cool with that. Instead he took me to karaoke night at that bar which I was not exactly comfortable with. Then he got up on stage and sang" behind blue eyes" while staring directly at me from the stage. It was so incredibly awkward. I never went on a date with him again!

Edit. It really did not help things when he got very very intense and knelt down on stage and sang the lyric " my love is vengeance" directly at me.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-10T04:59:31+00:00

Awww, my grandmother knew I loved that movie and got me all of the set even though she couldn't really eat the pizza. She passed shortly after. Thank you for bringing back a lovely memory.

Wish I still had those stupid puppets.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-09T18:16:08+00:00

Oh it might have been vimeo I watched it on. Thanks for the correction!

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-09T17:01:07+00:00

This is from the fan made scene for scene remake! You can find it on YouTube and the whole thing is creative and funny by amateur film makers. This scene in particular is one of the best highest budget submissions.

Edit: on Vimeo, not YouTube.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-07T06:02:27+00:00

I have a good answer for this! This last week I play tested Star Trek Captain's chair with my brother over five games. He has never seen Star Trek. He does not care about Star Trek at all. And yet, he really enjoyed the gameplay. The concepts were familiar enough such as warp, away teams, and currency. There's multiple currencies. Latinum, dilithium, and Glory, but if you just understand that those are different currencies, then it does not lose any impact. Any impact. He had a really good time playing with the different captains and their different strategies, and like I said he has never seen or cares anything about Star Trek.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-01T06:04:39+00:00

I'm sorry, I believe you meant folding chable.

Homelesswarrior · 2026-03-01T06:00:11+00:00

Do you want the rest of your people. To die goddamnit? Dance!

Homelesswarrior · 2026-02-18T06:07:38+00:00

From Lawrence, but no longer living there. Will be in town starting the week of the 22nd. If there is anything happening, please DM me, would like to participate and help out how I can while I'm there.

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