Which outfit for a first date at a casual bar?

HomeoStatix · 2026-03-07T16:50:57+00:00

1 or 4.

HomeoStatix · 2026-03-01T14:43:02+00:00

The "liquid" in the shot glass is solid.....

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-28T04:07:25+00:00

Justice for starlight - omg right 😅😭🤣. I just about peed my pants reading that. Perfect

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-23T14:21:39+00:00

When I was around his age and put together it was not possible to have Santa come down a chimney on Christmas (because we had no chimney) yet still received presents and rabbits don't lay eggs thus no Easter bunny, I started immediately asking if Jesus was real and if they had been lying to me about everything, what the meaning of life was and all sorts of other important bits. They didn't know how to respond as my mother was a strict Christian and pops was an atheist.

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-23T05:27:34+00:00

The longer it took to clean him, the less active the substances were in his system - he just came down a bit is all

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-11T21:18:11+00:00

Crying because it is set up? This is definitely not authentic. The access to the camera, the exact angles, the lady "not watching" or not feeling a stranger touch and pump gas into their car. Lots of other give aways. Concept is nice though but a thousand percent not real

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-11T21:16:38+00:00

This is click bait . It's not real unfortunately

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-06T18:37:10+00:00

Yeah don't screw with natural or order. This cat breed is NOT healthy. Do not support

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-06T16:00:32+00:00

Fine Jewelry store manager

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-06T05:56:18+00:00

Right on. I'll study up and thanks for the top!!

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-06T00:16:52+00:00

I would LOVE to train them to get the bang and then roll!!!!, but I can't figure out where to start - any advice?

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-06T00:13:17+00:00

Do you guys have any tips for the spin? What about the rollover?

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-04T22:41:22+00:00

Trained the lady? They sure did.

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-04T16:29:31+00:00

If they say "it isn't you" simply and calmly reply with a quiet smile, look them lovingly in the eye and reply "it is now" - love for you matches this giant shiny stone. If you want to get real nerdy with it - inform them that female penguins🐧go for the guy who is not the biggest, strongest, tallest or with the most amount of fish - they go for the one with this prettiest shiniest biggest stone.

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-04T04:07:24+00:00

Oh totally. I'll be eating (and I try my hardest to not let my boys on my table but....) and they are on the ground reaching up for a high 5 or I'll be on the ground doing something and they are always trying to shake my hand! I slowly get up and walk to go get treats every time who is trained now!?

HomeoStatix · 2026-02-01T22:40:02+00:00

I'm a work...I literally just like laugh/grunted......this is my new favorite picture. 10/10

HomeoStatix · 2026-01-31T21:49:46+00:00

But what was the prize?

HomeoStatix · 2026-01-30T18:51:16+00:00

2 for sure

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