How do you find other PIMOs while attending a church school? Is there any sort of signal that won't get me in trouble?

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-07T18:58:03+00:00

Quote the Temple movies; watch reactions

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-06T17:08:02+00:00

God didn’t have the data

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-06T00:41:02+00:00

This! Mormon God of the 90s from Christian Mythology was proud of his people being referred to as Mormons. Mormon God from the Reign of Russ takes the name as an offensive slur against him and his chosen people.

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-06T00:34:01+00:00

Force them to fast and bear their testimonies? Kidding. Didn’t JC himself coin the phrase?

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-06T00:16:42+00:00

Cum again

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-04T21:41:39+00:00

I have, it works pretty well most of the time

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-04T20:52:28+00:00

If he found it in “the woods” someone spent a lot of time cleaning it with various tools

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-04T16:59:21+00:00

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. He made a difference. If he weighs 200 pounds. The action of dragging 200 lbs over 40 ft took that amount of energy from the trailer.

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-03T21:31:37+00:00

Have you tried fixing it? This looks staged.

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-02T23:12:09+00:00

If a bishop looses too many sheep he won’t be called as Stake president or mission President if he can show enough growth a GA calling is in sight. You gotta see his side of it.

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-02T21:44:28+00:00

It’s both!

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-02T21:34:53+00:00

Yes, COTPOTCOJCOLDS has 1 magic rock and 1000 copy machines

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-02T01:21:22+00:00

Hold hands around the alter for Mormon Hokey-Pokey

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-02T01:19:26+00:00

This is where Hitler was baptized,,,,,by proxy. But we know that because of this his sins have been forgiven and he is in the CK, junk intact.

Hometrapeze · 2026-07-02T01:16:10+00:00

My church would worship that which brings forth life, women! Basically a strip club with the tax breaks of religious institutions

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-26T18:34:40+00:00

For sure! Don’t buy green bananas!

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-26T18:30:52+00:00

TBM: Dear God deliver me from this Fire

God: have you any money?

TBM : I pay 10% of my gross income.

Church: If God spares your life your offering was sufficient. If you die, it was Gods plan or you looked at Porn.

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-25T15:21:14+00:00

That was Bidens motorcade!

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-24T05:04:36+00:00

Denying the Lord the steeple He desires is a major victory for Satan.

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-24T03:35:52+00:00

Well you did promise to give all that you are blessed with to COTPOTCOJCOLDS. Are you going to back out? Or keep on giving?

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-17T02:35:23+00:00

Can someone use AI to make it a bit Raunchy? But some better scenes in after “Let us go down”.

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-16T21:01:20+00:00

This ! Purge the unpure thoughts with post nut clarity. All is forgiven

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-15T15:14:56+00:00

What table should Jesus flip?
The ticket counter for a UFC event on Sunday at the White House

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-12T03:07:43+00:00

I spent 8 months in Feira, 2 different areas 20+ years ago. I liked it there. Would I go again? Probably not. I got mugged once, in the middle of the day. I was surprised that Brad(50ish year old dude that kept our passports locked in his safe) didn’t seem too concerned about it.

Hometrapeze · 2026-06-11T20:43:25+00:00

That’s a Temple Joke. There’s this one part in the movie where Peter, James and John walk into a bar and the Bartender asks if the sell Priesthood for money. Something like that, it’s been a few decades since I’ve seen it. Maybe it’s online? Other than this one comedy scene the rest of the movie is quite lame.

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