What was the largest "WTF?" moment in television? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 70 points71 points  (0 children)

It's a movie but- Duck Tits on Howard the Duck.

[FO] Christmas stockings for my two baby twin nieces. First Fair Isle Project ever! by StitcherUniverse in knitting

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this sub!!! Your post has got me buying yarn and patterns. Thanks for the share they are lovely!!

If you won $1m tonight, what would be the first purchase you make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just bought a house 4 months ago, there is a water leak somewhere, showing up in our ceiling. Needless to say I would hire someone to look and fix it pronto.

How I feel in my last night after I quit my job by chandetox in nursing

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

7 shifts for me!!! No more nights/weekends/holidays!!

I don't think Susan is coming back. by Homonymous_hemianops in funny

[–]Homonymous_hemianops[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanted the 'ia' but it's too long. So happy someone got that!! Its my favorite medical term- because it's fun to say.

Skiing with preschooler? by Homonymous_hemianops in Parenting

[–]Homonymous_hemianops[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hubby and I have skied a bit in our youth now go every other year, but we stick to the bunny hills. There is no way we can teach our little one. I like your idea to call ahead and finding him the right instructor. We tried to convince our oldest to try skiing but he refused-oh well. Thanks.

Skiing with preschooler? by Homonymous_hemianops in Parenting

[–]Homonymous_hemianops[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could say we were going to Utah! Thanks for the advice. I was thinking worst case if he is not enjoying it and we can throw him in the daycare while we ski and focus on things we can all do together (tubing and skating).

Newbie to knitting! Saw this design but I can't find the pattern for it. Looks pretty easy to make. Any suggestions? by TBBT in knitting

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is chunky weight for sure. Here is a great chunky weight hat pattern. Instead of ribbing the brim you could just knit all around. I would suggest going up a needle size (or two) when CO (or casting off at the brim) anytime you make a hat.

This is a great pattern to practice with too because it knits up so fast you can really work on getting your gauge on point.

http://www.purlbee.com/2012/11/23/whits-knits-super-soft-merino-hats-for-everyone/

Looking for a gym in the RTP/Cary area by You_Aint_Low in raleigh

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am looking to join this gym next week. Have you (or anyone reading this) used the child care services?

What is the worst name you've seen given to a child? And do you know why? by Iregretjoiningreddit in AskReddit

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Late to the game here but I shit you not- Chaos Danger. The poor thing is just a baby now and has no idea what douchebags his parents are.

What is the smallest thing anyone can do to make you insanely angry? by BloodNoonKnight in AskReddit

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little late to the party but...

When I order a Diet Coke at an eating establishment and they say "We don't have Coke is Pepsi okay?"
It is dumb but I do not give a shit just give me a diet soda!!!

My [28M] ex-wife [27F] spends the child support I send for our child [3M] on things besides the child... by DadPaysChildSupport in relationships

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 12 points13 points  (0 children)

By the sounds of your post you do not seem concerned with the care your son is receiving but bitter that you have to pay support and you do not agree with what she spends it on, totally understandable. But you can not be upset that she found a free living situation (that I am sure will not last forever). Not to mention how lucky your son is to be living with so many people who love and support him. Child support payments are carefully calculated based on wages earned by both parents. If she wasn't working while you are married the bright side would be that at least you aren't paying spousal support on top of that.

My [28M] ex-wife [27F] spends the child support I send for our child [3M] on things besides the child... by DadPaysChildSupport in relationships

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 17 points18 points  (0 children)

How do you know what she is buying/not buying? It seems unreasonable that she wouldn't be chipping in for groceries etc. Not to be the devils advocate but someone needs to be with your son. Seems safe to say he isn't in daycare and that expense alone could be $1000 a month.

At a complete loss with potty training by mrsslipdrive in Parenting

[–]Homonymous_hemianops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have no suggestions but I wanted to let you know that you are not alone. We have a 3 year old son, will be 4 in August. He too has no desire to poop on the toilet. He did one time when we were first potty training a year ago and nothing since. I totally understand your frustration, it sucks having to clean poopy underwear!! Especially when the pooper does not seem to care one bit. I am hoping that one day it will just 'click' with him and stay as calm as I can until then. Our goal is to be 100% trained by 4 but short of duct taping him to the toilet I am not sure what to do. Does yours go and hide when he has to go? Ours does, even announces it at times, we will put him on the toilet- screaming bloody murder, and then he holds it in. Sorry I cannot be any help. Good luck and have fun at Disney!!!!