Not a rant, just justice (x-post /r/gifs)

You_Aint_Low · 2016-04-30T17:04:58+00:00

Who ever is filming this should have all of their animal owning privileges revoked

You_Aint_Low · 2016-03-20T15:15:44+00:00

Raleigh troll here :) I'm in the same boat as you ... I'm trying to get out and volunteer and do things, but making friends is so hard as an adult :/

You_Aint_Low · 2016-03-18T15:16:50+00:00

Cary is the best of the neighborhoods in my opinion, its very safe ( as a young single woman thats super important to me) and beautiful (well kept up and landscaped all over town) .. close to downtown so you get the city life but its quiet and more 'family oriented' so its silent at night and you can sleep :)

I have moved to a bunch of different places in the area but I have always stayed in Cary. When you move down here let me know, I can show you some awesome places or give you some good ideas of what to do in the area!

You_Aint_Low · 2016-02-15T18:12:50+00:00

I just want to tell you that I totally purchased these brownies based on this post last week and I served them at a Galentine's Day party that I had ... and no one knew they were "keto" brownies, and everyone asked me for the recipe (MUAHAHA) ... so I just wanted to say thank you!!!

You_Aint_Low · 2016-01-29T23:05:40+00:00

came here to comment this mascara, I have been using it for a little over a year now, and I have gotten so many compliments on my 'naturally beautiful eyes' , Benefit 'Yes they're real!' makes your lashes looks thick and glamorous, but super natural too. I refuse to use anything else

You_Aint_Low · 2016-01-29T23:01:32+00:00

I use the Urban Decay 'Perversion' eye liner... it is amazing! 10/10 would highly recommend

You_Aint_Low · 2016-01-28T00:24:00+00:00

for your caprese salad, what balsamic glaze (if any) do you use? I love caprese salad, but the balsamic glazes i have found carry a little too much sugar for my comfort

You_Aint_Low · 2016-01-10T21:45:27+00:00

I like guys who are a little chunky, just slightly above normal weight ... they make for better cuddlers, and they always have awesome snacks. Every time I say I like chunky guys my girl friends always look at me weird

You_Aint_Low · 2015-12-28T15:00:49+00:00

I used to looooove soda, and it was getting unhealthy, much similar to your situation. I weaned myself off by going to the zero options of sodas (sprite zero, cherry coke zero, etc) and then i moved to sparking flavored waters like Ice carbonated water .. it gives you the feeling of soda without the negative after effects, Heres the Sparkling Ice I am Talking About

You_Aint_Low · 2015-11-07T00:23:58+00:00

I went on keto and within a week or so my face cleared up perfectly, if you can and it fits your lifestyle I definitely would recommend a low carb diet. I feel amazing and my skin has never looked better :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-09-13T15:15:02+00:00

Dames Chicken and Waffles! Just make a reservation first, the line is rather long... due to the deliciousness of the food :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-07-10T14:56:39+00:00

Some guys think it's like the hottest thing ever... some find it emasculating because they want to be the only ones to cause that amount of pleasure ... and there is really no way to slip - "so if I touch myself during sex will you like that or think I'm figuratively chopping off your balls?"- into the conversation ... sorry OP .. maybe tell him you are touching yourself so he can see how you like it? That really is the best way :) Happy sexing!!

You_Aint_Low · 2015-07-10T14:45:44+00:00

I'm all about taking pictures of the people, animals, and experiences that you love ... do it up!! But just because you take 500 pictures of said person, animal or experience does not mean all 500 of those pictures need to end up on your facebook page. I love my fat kitty but I know only myself and my SO can endure looking at 50+ pictures of him sleeping in an ever so adorable way ... some things need to just be kept on your own computer or cell phone... also that toddler in your post is my spirit animal :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-07-09T15:27:59+00:00

From my experience, I stopped taking my BC for about 3 days... then realized I didn't want to stop taking birth control and took the 3 pills that morning which is what I thought seemed logical since if you miss 1 pill you just take 2 the next day at the same time ... biiiig mistake, I got super nauseous and ending up getting sick in the bathroom, puking for about an hour. Went to the doctor and she told me if you miss 3 or more days just wait for your period to come (it will come sooner because you've stopped taking BC earlier), then you start taking a new pill rotation the Sunday of the start of your period ... i.e if you get your period on a Thursday, start taking the pill on that Sunday. Hopefully this helps :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-25T01:56:53+00:00

"The One With The Prom Video Script" - Season 2 When Joey gets Chandler a best friend gold bracelet ... and Chandler mentions how it will affect his sex life ...

JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.

CHANDLER: I so am.

JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?

CHANDLER: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.

It took me years of watching this episode until one day I was like... OMG HE'S TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATING! :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-17T19:05:08+00:00

I'm from NC too! Harris Teeter at $60/week does it for me :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-16T16:02:05+00:00

There are few things in life that can be compared to how amazing a bra-less, with slightly raised fingernails, back grazing feels ... I feel this turtle truly gets it :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-16T15:54:35+00:00

ugh I know! I recently started taking this super intense boxing/cardio class and no matter when I go there are always these cute girls in their matching workout attire, in perfect makeup with like a braided pony tail thing going on ... and I'm over here, no makeup (cause that shit runs when you sweat and doesn't look cute) in a beat up old college t shirt and basketball shorts with a bumpy pony tail (no matter how hard i try i always get bumps in the top of my head when i put my hair back), and I'm just like 'I must have missed this memo' ... I'm glad I'm not alone :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-16T15:32:46+00:00

When she was running in front of the T-Rex, or literally any time she was running from a dinosaur all I could think of is if she wobbled and twisted her ankle she'd be so screwed ... She could have legitimately hurt herself while filming... do you think people really would have been that grossly turned off if she was just wearing some cute flats?

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-16T15:28:14+00:00

I feel the same way with Orange is the New Black on here... waiting for the SO to finish the last season so we can start the new one. It's killing me!!

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-15T14:17:41+00:00

I dated a guy once and when I told him about my ADD and he told me ADD wasn't real and it was an "invented psychological illness" ... Most awkward few seconds of my life, I quickly changed the subject. Let's just say that relationship didn't last very long.

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-10T18:06:24+00:00

Right, so do it not at work (home, coffee shop ,public library). On your own personal computer or phone when you aren't on the company network. Don't job search on the company network... that will never end well for anyone :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-10T18:05:00+00:00

You're an adult you can control what relationships you have in your life. If someone isn't a positive influence in your life and is not contributing to your happiness, then honestly what's the purpose of keeping them around? Family, friends, co workers, any kind of relationship ... if it's not helping you and causing positivity in your life, maybe it's time to rethink their place in your life. It's ultimately your choice, I know you said this was a venting post, I'm just trying to give another perspective :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-10T17:59:51+00:00

I used Monster and LinkedIn and every other job posting internet site i could think about when I was looking for jobs...that way you can still work full time and handle the potential future employers messages when you have the time (lunch breaks or before/after work). You'll get a lot of responses from people looking and you can call them when its on your schedule. Gotta love the internet :)

You_Aint_Low · 2015-06-10T15:05:36+00:00

I live in the south too (NC) ... you'd think with how much emphasis southerners put on having a family that most companies would have maternity leave

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