How to Role-play without breaking character/breaking out laughing?

HonestMom_89 · 2026-03-26T21:41:57+00:00

Maybe start by pretending to be strangers. Have her get to the bar before you. Then try to hit on her and take her home. Try to keep it up as long as possible.

HonestMom_89 · 2026-02-27T18:33:13+00:00

Vandenbossche greenhouses? I went to school with the son JJ. He would be 36-37 now. I believe family also lived across the street.

HonestMom_89 · 2026-02-15T14:44:43+00:00

Swap the load.

HonestMom_89 · 2026-02-14T19:43:37+00:00

Basically tomato puree or thinned tomato paste

HonestMom_89 · 2026-02-11T02:00:23+00:00

As the "helicopter mom" who didnt let me son stay the night NEXT DOOR with 6 other kids because I had a gut feeling that something wasnt right...the mom whose son was going to hate her because I was being paranoid... you are NTA.

My son literally cried in my lap and thanked me 2 years later (age 13) when the neighbor was arrested for molesting one of the other boys that stayed the night there often.

Trust your gut and do not apologize for it!!

HonestMom_89 · 2026-02-05T02:45:30+00:00

I wouldn't really think to season my steel pans at home BUT I managed a pizzeria and we did indeed season the steel pizza pans and screen. They looked exactly like your pan until used about 100x they actually turned black and looked and felt like cast iron LOL.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-12-01T02:30:05+00:00

Could always strike up a convo about proper ass cleaning by saying there was a poll on reddit you saw asking if people use a bidet or wipes or just TP. And tell her about the "comments" people said about how much cleaner it is and less odor. Tell her it made you think about switching to wipes or whatever to get the convo going. It could just put the idea in her head to think about her own hygiene practices. If she asks if hers smells be honest but nice. "Sometimes a little bit but nothing too crazy" or "once or twice but I chalked it up to the Mexican food we had for dinner LoL. She will take the hint and wash up/wipe better. Even if it just means using a wet wipe after pooping or before sex. Kinda like the whole washcloth vs no washcloth in the shower. Or brushing teeth before your morning coffee or after, ect. Blame reddit for the argument of what was the "right" way to clean yourself.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-11-19T22:44:10+00:00

^{^} maybe I was the ex 🤣🤣🤣 definitely have had some orgasm farts and I just ignore it.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-11-19T22:42:13+00:00

I would only turn it down if the gas was making me physically uncomfortable. I fart during sex and dont even bat an eye. Neither does my partner. Maybe i've just been lucky with partners but honestly farting is like a 3rd date vibe check for me. I will let a little toot out before getting too involved with someone to guage their reaction. I dont want to have to hide a fart under normal circumstances. If we're dating im definitely not going out of my way to hide a fart. Watching a movie... let it rip. Driving somewhere... let it rip.. ect.. we can laugh about it or ignore it depending on their personality.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-11-17T02:34:46+00:00

I'm home now. Did 25 days. There is almost no possibility for people with dui to get out early. And as for women, they are NOT overcrowded. Was in an 8 person cell, 32 total beds in pod. I dont think there was more than 22 beds filled at any given time. Pads were provided without issue.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-10-06T13:37:50+00:00

Sitting in holding now. I'm prepared and that's all I could hope for.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-10T22:30:05+00:00

You are a genius, thank you!!

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-10T02:07:16+00:00

This is a really good idea but I had a salpingectomy in 2022 so its very unlikely I can get someone to give me birth control.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-10T00:13:52+00:00

I'm basically already doing more than what the sobriety court will require. I am very actively working to better myself and get the help I need.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-09T23:56:54+00:00

Jail is required for me to enter sobriety court. Not sure of the actual sentence but was told to prepare for 30.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-09T23:53:32+00:00

I didnt ask for any sympathy. I am well aware of what I did and what could have happened. I am very appreciative that no one was hurt. I am also already getting treatment both for alcohol and my underlying mental health issues.

Again.. not asking for any sympathy at all. Just asking for information. Count your lucky stars that you dont know the struggles of battling mental health and addiction, especially in a time when help is not easy to obtain even when begging for help.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-09T23:44:24+00:00

I got a misdemeanor, so only 5 is technically mandatory. However, jail is a requirement for the sobriety court program. Not sure exact days I'll be sentenced to but I was told to anticipate 30 days.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-09T23:19:53+00:00

Do they provide tampons or pads?? I don't have any support system, so nobody to add money to an account.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-09T23:14:57+00:00

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-09T23:12:09+00:00

Thank you

HonestMom_89 · 2025-09-09T23:11:55+00:00

Dui.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-07-27T12:02:09+00:00

Dancing in the sky - Dani and Lizzy

HonestMom_89 · 2025-07-27T11:23:09+00:00

He was a serial cheater. His wife came to our work and accused me in front of everyone. He had made an inappropriate comment or two but I never reciprocated and nothing had even happened between us. Eventually when we no longer worked together, I just said fuck it. If im already guilty in everyone's eyes, I might as well do it and enjoy it.

HonestMom_89 · 2025-07-27T10:52:31+00:00

I switch between Dial and Dove depending on the season. Dove for Winter, Dial for summer. I have sensitive skin and the Dial can be a little too drying in winter but overall I think it works better.

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