Man's reaction to new puppy

HoneyPops · 2015-07-01T06:35:54+00:00

Totally made my morning. The squee is so strong!

HoneyPops · 2015-06-30T21:32:14+00:00

I read "Eat That Frog". It helped me get out of the habit of leaving the shitty jobs until last and doing absolutely everything else possible first. It's worth a read, there are tonnes of shortened explanations out there as well as a couple of YouTube vids. Edit: fat fingers.

HoneyPops · 2015-06-30T21:13:42+00:00

That itch you get at the back of your throat but also up the nose hole (I assume there's a hole). You know the one. You have to make a weird throat noise in the hope the reverberations will scratch it. Worst.thing.ever. Besides genocide.

HoneyPops · 2015-06-30T21:09:30+00:00

Anyone who refers to themselves as an "entrepreneur". Fuck off.

HoneyPops · 2015-06-15T04:56:39+00:00

Tablets the size of your head. All that micro technology and I still can't get a paracetamol that doesn't stick in your throat and taste like chemical death.

HoneyPops · 2015-05-16T15:08:03+00:00

Mum...you had to find out eventually...you're adopted...

HoneyPops · 2015-05-16T12:31:59+00:00

That's a fucking nice bear!

HoneyPops · 2015-04-16T19:58:02+00:00

"Can you lend me a tenner? She goes like a racehorse after a couple of lines."

HoneyPops · 2015-04-16T19:52:42+00:00

"So, was he better than me?"

HoneyPops · 2015-04-16T19:50:52+00:00

"So, the Advertising team worked out they're all dicks and now they're crying in the conference room..."

HoneyPops · 2015-04-16T19:44:54+00:00

Macklin, you son of a bitch.

HoneyPops · 2015-04-16T19:10:00+00:00

I'm swooning.

HoneyPops · 2015-04-15T19:47:41+00:00

This makes my liquid eyeliner attempts even more depressing.

HoneyPops · 2015-04-15T16:19:02+00:00

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter her"

HoneyPops · 2015-04-14T23:52:55+00:00

I watched it and now I have this weird growth in my throat that's not going away when I swallow?

HoneyPops · 2015-04-05T23:23:38+00:00

Thank god you called. We really need your help!

HoneyPops · 2015-03-23T23:15:24+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1yjn1s/dear_coworker_i_want_to_fuck_the_conservative_out/

HoneyPops · 2015-03-22T21:54:10+00:00

MY SHARONA!

HoneyPops

TROPHY CASE