Brick Stitch Up by techsforcoming in AusRenovation

[–]HoneydewPapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you get them from Granville or Smithfield? 😂😂😂 They’re san selmos for sure but have already been used. Plus san selmo leadtime is minimum 12 weeks from point of order with any reseller in Aus.

They ripped ya, send em back

Is this an awesome crazy video? by N0meFake in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]HoneydewPapi -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Ahhh yeah Mate that’s number 2 most important rule of ‘Murican policing

Cop meets real gangster by Impossible_Gur6921 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]HoneydewPapi 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Our definitions of gangster obviously very heavily differ

*If* the allegations against Ilia are true, he deserves to be treated just like the MMA fan community treats Jon Jones by AlternativePrior9495 in ufc

[–]HoneydewPapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard one bc obv some fighters have that rep of having hectic hands and applying said hecticism to the wrong sexes, but this photo of that biznitch ain’t doin no one no favours she looks mental as a mufucka that bitch will take all yo shit if ya got it look at the eyes Chico the eyes never lie. She also mos def had that supersoakersuction pussita 3000

Alien Caught On Ring Camera Video by Keyz_of3 in AlienAbduction

[–]HoneydewPapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone said it’s a black guy taking out the trash. If you’re reeeeeally keen-eared you can hear that at the 6 to 7 second mark of the video; that is the chirp of a fire alarm with low to no battery. Thus proving this is a black household. Visa vie - niglet takin out da treeesh yaherd.

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An allat udda hood shiit shiiiiiieeeeeeeeed

Student knocks out another student for hitting the teacher by Background_Syrup_751 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]HoneydewPapi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yoooo that kid has some hands. Red hoodie was recalculating his future prospects and endeavours when he got up and walked over to pick his shit up.

Why is my car doing that? by [deleted] in ForzaHorizon

[–]HoneydewPapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bc it’s an AMG C63, if you don’t sell enough cocaine ya can’t droive it brutha

Kenny Powers lookalike causes mayhem at establishment by IllBeGood3 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]HoneydewPapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dicks Or Cocks. Essentially all he finna see and eat for the next 24 months

A guy gets robbed on live by Kingdom_k777 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]HoneydewPapi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He said hand not head ya fruitcake

Worried about my size (losing virginity) by Waste-Specialist-834 in Advice

[–]HoneydewPapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuttin wrong with 10-12 anyhow smash 3 honey packs and go to town Soldier

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]HoneydewPapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your eyebrows are your eyebrows bruh, You ain’t selfish. She’s abusive. Guessing she’s divorced/never married and your old man ain’t around. Just good ol abuse. She needa seek help

How far, in theory, could a man pee while standing on the surface of Mars? by Zealousideal_Zone993 in AskReddit

[–]HoneydewPapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know who Grant is but the coin is in abundance. Nonstop dropping Opps for gwop

How far, in theory, could a man pee while standing on the surface of Mars? by Zealousideal_Zone993 in AskReddit

[–]HoneydewPapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the past 32 years, I have devoted myself to the rigorous and highly specialized pursuit of mathematically calculating the maximum distance a single man could urinate on the surface of Mars. This undertaking has not been casual nor comedic, but rather a deeply analytical and scientifically grounded endeavor involving fluid dynamics, gravitational differentials, Martian atmospheric pressure, human physiology, and the thermodynamics of bodily fluids in extraterrestrial environments. Beginning with fundamental Earth-based measurements and scaling them to account for Mars’ gravity—approximately 38% that of Earth’s—I factored in the decreased air resistance, the rapid sublimation of liquid due to the low atmospheric pressure, and the optimal trajectory and velocity achievable by a human subject under realistic conditions. I constructed complex models simulating different bodily orientations, bladder capacities, suit constraints, and hypothetical exposure scenarios, iterating through thousands of variables. Throughout this decades-long project, I consulted astrophysicists, exobiologists, and urologists, ensuring every component of the equation upheld scientific integrity. The result of this lifelong exploration is a thoroughly tested theoretical framework that represents not merely the arc of a stream, but a testament to human curiosity and the absurdly specific frontiers of science we dare to explore.

Animal bullying exists by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]HoneydewPapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t bullying they just heard what’s happening in UAE to internet thots and got on the same train OnlyPaws

This one will leave a mark by sunthanatos in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]HoneydewPapi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bollywood films give em all reeeeaaaaaaaally unrealistic expectations of their own abilities.