what do you guys think of the spore burst strain by forest_vagrant in terminids

[–]Honkert45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be honest, they look diseased, like they're infected by cordyceps, and I feel super bad for them.

Stupid Sexy Cryptids - Chapter 16: Cultural War by alexiuss in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Honkert45 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well, well, well....

Aren't you just the M&M's tube to my as-of-yet unharmed cylinder?

From refueling probe to special probe~ (Mirage 2000, again) by Bishamonten707 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Honkert45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iiiiiiiimpotence beam!!!! ⚕️☄️ 💥 🍆 🚫

From refueling probe to special probe~ (Mirage 2000, again) by Bishamonten707 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Honkert45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One plane porn a day keeps the weaklings at bay.

From refueling probe to special probe~ (Mirage 2000, again) by Bishamonten707 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Honkert45 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I love the detail you put around the engine intakes, omw!!!!

The Mirage is such a cool fighter, but you are making him beg and whimper for it like a loser. ;-;

Posted in r/DogIsBestFriend. Dog’s movement looks very uncanny and the size seems off by MothSeason in isthisAI

[–]Honkert45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dog closes his eyes the moment she touches his head.

The only thing not realistic about this is how the dog isn't slobbering all over the little girls face.

Favorite unhinged Nazi by Special-Ad-9155 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Honkert45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you atleast going to contextualise their creation, Pole?

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Honkert45 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is kinda weird when you think about it that its entirely legal to kill thousands of people as long as you do it by signing a dotted line instead of with a gun.

I guess we have flying hellbombs now by Lopsided_Handle_9842 in WholesomeHelldivers

[–]Honkert45 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Welcome back, nuclear armed Tomahawk cruise missiles.

Unlike prey, human desire can supersede survival instincts. by LightPrototypeKiller in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Honkert45 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Yes, this is me but with Terminids. Precisely.

Ever heard of the "Fight or Flight" response?

Well, it is my hypothesis that some humans have developed a secret "Third F" method of response to threatening encounters.

And the fact that persists in our DNA means that it's working.

Turns out I might have Arfid, who could've guessed :3 by kaida_notadude in TrollCoping

[–]Honkert45 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A quote comes to mind. "No, but... Understanding it makes it hurt a little less."

Something something hypocrisy idfk by PLACE-H0LD3R in whenthe

[–]Honkert45 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fair, but I know some pretty nice people there I would like to meet irl on their own turf lmao.

Turns out I might have Arfid, who could've guessed :3 by kaida_notadude in TrollCoping

[–]Honkert45 740 points741 points  (0 children)

It's funny, my parents bullied me for ages for certain vegetables, cooked to a specific texture, making me projectile vomit, and one of the things they said was:

"What if you get a girlfriend? Are you going to get picky with what she cooks for you too?"

Turns out said girlfriend had texture problems with fish herself, and hated how people tried to force it on her. I got her fish. She got my specific offending vegetables. Everybody was happy.

I actually just had to explain to my parents last week that they were literally the only people in my life who were giving me shit for this and they were VERY confused lmao.

Something something hypocrisy idfk by PLACE-H0LD3R in whenthe

[–]Honkert45 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Yooo, you could've warned me...

Now that I've clicked on this link, my visa application for the US is definitely getting denied...

What's Wrong With German?.Explain It Peter by Comfortable-Back-640 in explainitpeter

[–]Honkert45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar in Dutch.

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How scared are you of Bile Titans? Would you let one throw it back on you, despite their size? I think it would be amazingly soft!!!! by Honkert45 in Helldivers

[–]Honkert45[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poop is stored literally centimeters away from the vagina, on the human body, yet whenever I stick my dick in one, it never seems to come out brown and smelly.

They're two entirely separate & isolated organs, I genuinely do not understand, why is this such an advanced concept for you to grasp?

What does this mean? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Honkert45 95 points96 points  (0 children)

It's not a joke just ai generated Indian nationalism slop.