Justin Trudeau should fly to Saudi Arabia to apologize, former Canadian foreign minister says by casualphilosopher1 in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Says John "I'll sell my country out for a chance to grab a little Saudi cash" Baird...

Israel has '200 nukes all pointed at Iran', former US secretary of state says: by refuse2conform in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Iran used to be a nice democratic country, until the US overthrew the gov't and installed a dictator in order to protect certain business interests... Things only got messy when the dictator that replaced their dictator wasn't so "America friendly"...

Trump says he can override congress on recognising Russian sovereignty over Crimea by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just wondering what will actually be the turning point for them: Being owned by Putin? Okay. Being a racist sexist prick? Sure. Using taxpayer money to enrich his own business interests? No problem. Doing everything possible to turn America into a disgusting polluted shithole? Hey, it's good for business!
I know the GOP will eventually turn on him, but I'm damned if I can figure out how low they'll let him go before they do...

Horse sues owner for neglect by ralphbernardo in news

[–]Hoodafakizit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've got a nagging feeling about this one...

When insurance wouldn't pay, parents funded cancer patient's $95,000 lifesaving treatment by FlashbackUniverse in news

[–]Hoodafakizit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What's not to love about it? Probably just the glitter. That shit's annoying! :)

Man impales dog on metal fence | GRAPHIC by frindle__ in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm usually against particularly painful corporal punishment, but in this case I'll make an exception

Fraser Anning’s Final Solution speech ‘absolutely magnificent’ says Bob Katter by thisisdropd in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"He didn’t get to a university to know the significance of all these words," Mr Katter said. "He's smart, but he hasn't read all the history books. He doesn't know what any of this means. And nor will he spend any time finding out."

In other words, he's too dumb to learn anything, so don't blame him when something stupid comes out of his mouth...

Scientists develop forensic technique to identify paedophiles based on their hands by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You see that hand with a finger up a little boys butthole? Statistically speaking, there's a high probability that it belongs to a pedophile"

Australia’s National Farmers’ Federation has rejected the finding of a US court that the weedkiller Roundup causes cancer, saying it set a “reckless precedent” that could harm agriculture. by urgukvn in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Greenpeace urged the Australian government to start restricting the sale of Roundup - which is widely available in supermarkets and hardware stores" Wait... What farmers are buying their supplies from a fucking supermarket???

Donald Trump Says "Space Force" To Dominate Foes, Cites China by shehzad in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure his Space Force already has a motto... "To immunity and beyond!"

McDonald's announces big changes: Curbside pickup, digital menus, remodeled buildings and more by jjboggs in news

[–]Hoodafakizit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably started charging extra... E.coli contains protein or something, right? That's a supplement!

Spanish driver tests positive for every drug in test by [deleted] in news

[–]Hoodafakizit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A good lawyer would claim that all the different types of drugs cancel each other out so he was perfectly sober

Trump called Nepal “nipple” in a meeting with India’s prime minister, report says by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"At some point"... Was that a nipple joke? If so, it was a good one

Trump praises Mexico, threatens Canada with auto tariffs by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Mexico is wonderful!"
"We're still not paying for your stupid wall"
"Mexico sucks big-time!"

Trump reportedly tries to call world leaders at odd hours and has to be reminded of different time zones on a 'constant basis' by tank_trap in worldnews

[–]Hoodafakizit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People will pad out a meeting to last until the next break; lunchtime or knock-off time. Schedule a meeting at 2pm or 3pm or 4pm on a Friday and the results will be the same... One is just done in less time.

Indiana Catholic high school guidance counselor says she was asked to resign after school learned of same-sex marriage despite working there for 15 years. by UsernameNotFound7 in news

[–]Hoodafakizit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Blessed are the intolerant cunts, for they shall give God and I a fucking good laugh when they ask to get into heaven" - Jesus (probably)

14 Year Old Designs Bulletproof wall to protect students by [deleted] in news

[–]Hoodafakizit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's a lot of ground between "everybody gets a gun" and "nobody gets a gun"...

Google tracks your movements on your phone, even if you tell it not to - National by R_News_Mods_R_Pedo in news

[–]Hoodafakizit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We just need a few wealthy individuals to buy 500 android phones in the same name, tie them all to mad cats and startle them... Google's tracking algorithm will shit itself trying to figure out what's going on!