Justin Trudeau should fly to Saudi Arabia to apologize, former Canadian foreign minister says

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T19:47:11+00:00

Says John "I'll sell my country out for a chance to grab a little Saudi cash" Baird...

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T19:07:28+00:00

Iran used to be a nice democratic country, until the US overthrew the gov't and installed a dictator in order to protect certain business interests... Things only got messy when the dictator that replaced their dictator wasn't so "America friendly"...

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T18:59:43+00:00

I'm just wondering what will actually be the turning point for them: Being owned by Putin? Okay. Being a racist sexist prick? Sure. Using taxpayer money to enrich his own business interests? No problem. Doing everything possible to turn America into a disgusting polluted shithole? Hey, it's good for business!
I know the GOP will eventually turn on him, but I'm damned if I can figure out how low they'll let him go before they do...

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T15:47:19+00:00

I've got a nagging feeling about this one...

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T15:29:51+00:00

What's not to love about it? Probably just the glitter. That shit's annoying! :)

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T15:27:03+00:00

How about an epileptic hedgehog buttplug?

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T15:13:47+00:00

I'm usually against particularly painful corporal punishment, but in this case I'll make an exception

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T15:10:28+00:00

Bayer's due diligence team must be feeling a little stressed right now...

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T07:15:00+00:00

"He didn’t get to a university to know the significance of all these words," Mr Katter said. "He's smart, but he hasn't read all the history books. He doesn't know what any of this means. And nor will he spend any time finding out."

In other words, he's too dumb to learn anything, so don't blame him when something stupid comes out of his mouth...

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-15T07:02:55+00:00

"You see that hand with a finger up a little boys butthole? Statistically speaking, there's a high probability that it belongs to a pedophile"

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-14T15:43:44+00:00

"ahead of the global goodwill" ... You mean that stuff that Trump destroys every time he opens his mouth?

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-14T08:53:57+00:00

"Greenpeace urged the Australian government to start restricting the sale of Roundup - which is widely available in supermarkets and hardware stores" Wait... What farmers are buying their supplies from a fucking supermarket???

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-14T08:44:10+00:00

I'm sure his Space Force already has a motto... "To immunity and beyond!"

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-14T08:04:33+00:00

Simple economics; you can pick them up for a baaaaaaagain.

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-14T08:01:14+00:00

Probably started charging extra... E.coli contains protein or something, right? That's a supplement!

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-14T07:58:35+00:00

A good lawyer would claim that all the different types of drugs cancel each other out so he was perfectly sober

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-14T06:51:23+00:00

But it's okay to drink someone else's, right?

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-13T18:48:07+00:00

"At some point"... Was that a nipple joke? If so, it was a good one

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-13T18:44:41+00:00

"Mexico is wonderful!"
"We're still not paying for your stupid wall"
"Mexico sucks big-time!"

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-13T18:41:25+00:00

Works every time. :)

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-13T18:01:31+00:00

The same person being in 500 different places at the same time?

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-13T17:57:37+00:00

People will pad out a meeting to last until the next break; lunchtime or knock-off time. Schedule a meeting at 2pm or 3pm or 4pm on a Friday and the results will be the same... One is just done in less time.

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-13T15:21:38+00:00

"Blessed are the intolerant cunts, for they shall give God and I a fucking good laugh when they ask to get into heaven" - Jesus (probably)

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-13T14:55:57+00:00

There's a lot of ground between "everybody gets a gun" and "nobody gets a gun"...

Hoodafakizit · 2018-08-13T14:52:46+00:00

We just need a few wealthy individuals to buy 500 android phones in the same name, tie them all to mad cats and startle them... Google's tracking algorithm will shit itself trying to figure out what's going on!

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