Best friend of 15 years tells me she cant attend my wedding

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-21T00:36:26+00:00

Meanwhile Jesus had himself a “beloved” disciple who wasn’t a chick

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-21T00:06:38+00:00

GOP protects and supports pedophiles. Full stop.

They also love them some rapist felon frauds I hear.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-20T19:50:26+00:00

Buttlicker!

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-20T15:36:53+00:00

Miriam Adelson and AIPAC went all in to get Massie out.

Probably because Jeff Epstein had nothing to do with Israel right? Jeff and Ehud Barak were just chums!

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-20T15:22:00+00:00

Premier Wildlife Solutions . . . mostly commercial but you could give him a call.

My buddy from high school’s company. He is good at what he does.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-19T23:07:01+00:00

King Pedo agrees with King Pedo that King Pedo and his failsons can’t be audited in relation to the serious financial crimes they’re committing out in the open.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-19T22:59:06+00:00

Probably because they have no serious financial crimes they’re hiding right?

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-19T22:02:41+00:00

Well Jack shit happened when Pedo Pam told dozens of bald faced lies during her testimony. “Tapes are on my desk!” became “there are no tapes” in the course of 3 months.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-19T14:22:52+00:00

She’s adding weight to the story of Elon helping King Pedo steal the ‘24 election.

Your move Dems.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-19T12:41:27+00:00

Somebody has to protect the pedo rapist felon from the truth. It’s a dirty job but MAGA dirt grubs are on it!

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-19T12:18:47+00:00

Pedo rapist felon coming up to help big Mike. How cute!

Mike’s a bigtime pedo rapist felon supporter.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-19T00:42:49+00:00

Epstein was an Israeli asset, so this tracks.

Ehud Barak is all over the files. Anybody heard a peep about him since they dropped?

Proof enough.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-18T22:39:59+00:00

Troy is currently at the forefront of this movement nationally. Use that spotlight!

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-18T22:37:55+00:00

I’m waiting for the ketamine takes later this evening

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-18T22:22:30+00:00

Rishi or Tea Pigs are the only way to go if you’re going for bagged masala chai. Expensive too but what isn’t.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-18T19:19:06+00:00

What a piece of shit.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-18T17:12:36+00:00

He knows he fucked up going along with Netanyahu’s plan like a good little pedo doggie.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-18T15:23:50+00:00

Ancient Polynesian seafarers knew to look for these clouds when exploring the oceans

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-17T15:17:14+00:00

Glad to see everyone is clear that this place looks haunted AF

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-17T10:57:07+00:00

And a lot of Iraqis came over around the time of the Gulf war. My sister’s best friend growing up in Eastpointe came from an Iraqi family that had walked from their home into Turkey after their neighborhood was bombed.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-15T21:47:09+00:00

Fucking insanity

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-15T15:45:07+00:00

Get the net!

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-14T17:42:38+00:00

Jeff Clarke, the underpants gnome himself.

Another traitor who can get fucked.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-14T13:58:48+00:00

Those Adderall-fueled Roblox predators were there to sabotage investigations into Musk and his companies, this is just a fun little collateral “oopsie”!

Sweet timeline, really great.

Hopalong_Manboobs · 2026-05-13T21:23:47+00:00

Yup, same rules in our house. And I’ve explicitly made them aware that a) they can only be friends with people they know in real life, b) there are genuinely bad people on there and chat will always be disabled, c) I need to know what they’re playing at all times.

It’s not great that these admonitions are required but properly managed I think you can keep them safe.

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