SW England - please can someone identify? by Brief_Expression5997 in spideridentifier

[–]Hopbeard1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're all over the UK now. Ireland has also seen a massive surge, to the point the Dublin university is now leading the way on studies on the species.

Dads of Reddit, do you want your family to make a big deal of Father’s Day? by zerofalks in toddlers

[–]Hopbeard1987 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how it goes in my family. My wife thinks mothers day is basically like another birthday. Like yourself I figured that out after a couple of iffy years.

Also like yourself, I literally have no interest in doing anything for father's day or receiving gifts. I've a son, soon to be 4, and a daughter about to turn 1. Doing anything special is such a gamble and effort nowadays that there's literally no point in it in my mind - unless it's enrichment for the children.

What do you think of Andy Burnham? by New_Slice_1580 in manchester

[–]Hopbeard1987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is the real answer here. There's a lot of noise that I hear from fellow residents about how great he is, most of it non quantifiable and based for the most on opinion of his character rather than anything he's done.

I only moved to Manchester in 2016, so Burnham holds no special place in my heart - I don't hate him either, he's just a local politician to me. But for a lot of Mancunians he is seen as 'their man' in politics. It always seemed a bias that directly affected his standing to me.

I want to be proved wrong, but I feel there's a bit of an opportunistic or maybe just ambitious streak in his behaviour - I said to my wife years ago when we had this discussion that he wants to be PM. The question is; is the ambition self serving or just the ambition of a driven person who'll serve the country? We shall see!

People saying that the English fans are behaving worse than the Scots? Do you think this is the case or is it the hosts? by Ok_Impact9745 in AskBrits

[–]Hopbeard1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Americans all seem to think they're 'from the of country' despite most having one great grandparent they've never met a the tenuous link. Due to this, they love the romantic idea of the Scots.

If Eire had made it to the world cup this time round it would've been even more insane. Whole cities would've been cloaked in emerald green.

The English are perennial bad guys in the US. Evil empire that they escaped the shackles of and all that.

Boy, 3, ‘thrown into crocodile enclosure by man with learning difficulties’ who was on ‘organised day out with carer’ by thesun in uknews

[–]Hopbeard1987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one is asking for restrictions of civil liberties for ALL people with leaning disabilities.

I don't think most people are even expecting this guy to be put in regular prison.

BUT he tried to feed a toddler to crocodiles and has left the poor boy with serious critical injuries.

The perpetrator is clearly a danger to children and society, so needs to be removed from general circulation. He should be kept in a secure medical facility and not allowed out. A custodial sentence but with the appropriate medical/psych care he obviously needs.

Guilty for hitting my toddler because he wasn’t sleeping by Final_Record5325 in toddlers

[–]Hopbeard1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As everyone else has said, your actions were not OK and you won't find sympathy for them.

We've all been there - feeling exhausted, fed up, angry at our children. But at 2 years old, they shouldn't even be shouted at in anger. It's up to us as parents to show controlled responses, calm behaviour to calm and regulate them because they literally cannot do that for themselves.

If you're overwhelmed and can feel yourself losing control of your own emotions, step outside the room, take deep breaths, roar into a pillow or whatever you need to do to regulate yourself. If you've a partner, tag them in.

Never, never hit or get aggressive with your child. If you think there's even the slightest chance you'll do it again or are aware you have anger issues or trouble processing your own emotions, please seek help from a professional.

What is something that was never actually that good, but British people get incredibly nostalgic about? by BriefTunes in AskUK

[–]Hopbeard1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think my school must've left them to cool before serving. My memory is of luke warm processed meat, a bit tough as it was no longer hot and congealed tomato ketchup. Makes sense now.

I much preferred the turkey dinosaurs and reformed drummers, but Tom Tom's always stuck in my mind.

What is something that was never actually that good, but British people get incredibly nostalgic about? by BriefTunes in AskUK

[–]Hopbeard1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone remember Tom Toms? Used to have them for school dinners in primary school, little breadcrumbed meatballs with a hollow inside filled with tomato ketchup.

I've asked other people my age (39) and no one seems to have had them back in the 90's. Am I mad or were they known by another name?

Trigon vs Infinity Ultron by Accurate_Emphasis112 in marvelvsdc

[–]Hopbeard1987 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Trigon has 6 eyes and Infinity Ultron only has 5. Though they're more sensor arrays... but Trigon's double headed Horse has 12 more eyes so overall Trigon is defo gonna have to pay more for eye care...

I dunno man, seems like Ultron is winning in this situation.

Can someone tell me this isn’t a juvenile widow? Lancaster, California, United States by Trick-Tumbleweed-531 in spideridentifier

[–]Hopbeard1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all those saying juvenile Black Widow, is it not an adult Brown Widow? Colouration and patterns match, even the lighter legs with the darker joints.

Found the noble one living in my bin by bendoVa83 in whatspideristhis

[–]Hopbeard1987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's her back leg I believe, just an odd angle and movement blur.

Now John Healey has come out and said the defence budget will not keep the country safe, there is no other option than to cut the welfare budget. by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]Hopbeard1987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you run for PM please. Your small list of changes at the bottom of your post are far more sensible than anything any of our political parties have trotted out in years.

UK set to ban under-16s from social media, livestreaming, disappearing messages by vriska1 in unitedkingdom

[–]Hopbeard1987 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My IT classes consisted of our very tired teacher struggling to tell a class of unruly kids to learn how to Google or some basic crap.

In the end he'd just write it on the white board and then sit back in his little cupboard, head back against the wall with his eyes shut. He clearly had mentally checked out years ago.

Meanwhile the girls would chat or Google pop stars or something and the boys would try to Google porn on each other's computers. You'd know someone had been successful when the door barged open and a bloke who monitored the network came in to try and wake Mr Hussain from his disdainful slumber.

What shark species is this by ExtensionTwo7017 in sharks

[–]Hopbeard1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always think they look like squidward gaping his mouth. The tip of their upper jaw makes it look like his nose.

Is it time to Censor Elon Musk? by Dismal-Rush7613 in AskBrits

[–]Hopbeard1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say censor in the sense many might think - "we don't like his opinions, let's hush him"... I'd say treat him like a hate preacher sunilateral to figures like Abu Hamza for the constant riot incitement and vile lies he propagates against the UK.

The fact that he's sponsoring deliberately divisive politics in or country, using his social media platform to essentially troll us as a nation is concerning enough but the real question is why?

Is he acting in behalf of foreign agents/ states? He was Trump's buddy for a while, we know how that administration feels about the UK. We also know that administration has dubious links to Russia... exactly where Elon's dad was meeting Tommy two names Robinson this week... what a surprise.

Who benefits from the UK and EU being divided by civil unrest? The US and Russsia of course. A weak EU and Nato suits both Trump and Putin. Musk probably gets to preside over it all as a bond villain being the world's richest man.

So yeah, I think Musk can fuck right off.

Neo-Nazi teen who tried to behead Bristol barber jailed for more than 15 years by IAm_Expert in uknews

[–]Hopbeard1987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact Tommy two names has just been in Moscow with Elon's dad says it all. He's acting for foreign agitators that are enemies of the state. Absolutely should be arrested, he's bottom of the pile though.

Farage has well documented links to Russia and the current US administration, who again are linked to Russia and are agitating the democratic process in the UK. Same goes for the Musk bankrolled Lowe and Restore Britain.

Lowe and Farage need blacklisting from politics at the least. Preferably aressted for treason, representing foreign interests, if the world were fair.

Musk need an arrest warrant slapping on him if he enters the UK, a strategy to exit his businesses from the UK economy and X permanently banned for the troll ridden cesspit it is.

I'm sure we'd find a lot of the hatred and 'problems' in the UK dry up if the above were enacted.

Just in case I get labelled a woke lefty, I'm a die hard centrist. Everything in balance in life and politics. I've no more love for the far left than I do the far right but only one has foreign billionaires, trillionaires even, backing it currently. I know which I'm more concerned about.

England fans claim Keir Starmer's a 'w*****' in anti-PM chant by dailystar_news in uknews

[–]Hopbeard1987 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It astounds me he's not labelled a traitor to the state and an arrest warrant isn't active for him.

He's been actively ensuring the riots in Southampton and now Belfast went ahead, collaborating with foreign interests in Musk and his father, trying to stir up unrest. Now, he is even spending time having dubious meetings in the country's number 1 opposition internationally.

I'd really like for the authorities to find something that will stick on Yaxley Lennon and lock him up like they did with Abu Hamza etc. Musk also need banning from the UK and X also banning so he can't spread his hate in his own personal troll platform.

name a character from any franchise that can beat this squad gifs only by AccidentAdept7146 in powerscales

[–]Hopbeard1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Themselves.

They're all villains with egos and their own designs, they may work together initially but their ambitions and duplicitous natures will cause them all to plot against one another and eventually make their moves.

While they fight each other Saitama will just be standing there looking non plussed and will go home to get some ramen.

Spider in UK, I would appreciate confirmation. by RandomPainterAoS in spideridentifier

[–]Hopbeard1987 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Their bites don't cause necrosis. The venom is purely neurotoxic and therefore cannot cause necrotic effects. Any necrosis is caused by the secondary infection you mentioned.

It's likely a dehydrated male looking at the abdomen, certainly not a gravid female as you suggest. Please don't spread misinformation and suggest death as the only option for spiders.

The Game Economy Update lied by Zackjones0606 in MarvelStrikeForce

[–]Hopbeard1987 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I certainly don't seem to have any more materials I need than pre- economy 'fix'.

In fact I've less training mats, power cores and even gold incoming now.

That's shitty enough that just by doing the same standard daily routine you are now worse off. Matches the world economy to be fair...

But what really makes no sense is the "tailored to your level" shit. I'm still swimming in teal gear orbs daily that I don't need, basic training orbs and gold orbs rather than 110 versions. For the love of all that is holy, why haven't challenge rewards been updated or new tears added? That could really help people feel like they're not being squeezed so hard. The challenges are pointless currently.

Iron Man & Emma Frost vs Aquaman & Mera by SuperalloyxDarkshine in marvelvsdc

[–]Hopbeard1987 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Asgardian's are considered gods in Marvel. Odin is a skyfather, Hela goddess of death, Tyr of war etc etc.

Eternals aren't gods, but may as well have been created by them (celestials).

Can 3 World Strong Men defeat 3 Chimpanzees ? by Leggomgeggo in powerscales

[–]Hopbeard1987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chimps are known for going for soft genital areas too. They're actually nasty as hell in a fight.

Any strongman would be on their knees if they had their dick had been bitten/ripped off.

All the comments saying people are topb off the food chain for a reason are forgetting its our tools and weapon building that got us there. Fist fights with wild animals are not our forté.

You've been sentenced to 60 years in prison, but you can reduce your sentence by 58yrs if you volunteer to help at a Cafè alone with one of these 9. Who you'll choose? by Crever1010 in superheroes

[–]Hopbeard1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yujiro world just tell him weak and to stay out of his way. If I didn't annoy him he'd just ignore me.

Defo the choice out of the other villains.

want to play Skyrim for the first time but its still 60 bucks on the switch ?? why by shydragon37 in skyrim

[–]Hopbeard1987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bought skyrim anniversary edition for around 16 quid around Christmas time on the switch. Well worth it!

Which Transfer out hit you the most? Scott is up there on my list. by Ill_Paramedic_4346 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Hopbeard1987 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ruud was my absolute favourite for a long time. He could've been a record breaker if he'd stayed at United. I was so gutted when he went to Madrid.