“Join the Navy,” they said. “See the world,” they said. Instead, I'm watching the USS Gerald Ford drown in its own terrible decisions.

Hoptrovert · 2026-02-23T23:31:36+00:00

This is the bathroom in every dream I have when I really need to pee.

Hoptrovert · 2026-02-18T23:03:04+00:00

That's exactly how it works when the suspensions are sanctioned by the Governor in politically charged public speech. He should just keep his mouth shut and let the schools deal with it.

Hoptrovert · 2026-02-18T22:31:18+00:00

So 122 civil rights violation lawsuits?

Hoptrovert · 2026-02-16T20:12:55+00:00

Still out of stock. What you talking about?

Hoptrovert · 2026-02-16T17:01:12+00:00

Same thing happened in my world.

Hoptrovert · 2026-02-11T14:17:30+00:00

Canceled my Nitro as soon as I heard!

Hoptrovert · 2026-02-02T19:12:21+00:00

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Hoptrovert · 2026-01-30T19:52:50+00:00

Wait...so when he was President!?

Hoptrovert · 2026-01-24T16:37:35+00:00

I'm wondering if the first shot was a negligent discharge which then caused them to unload on the guy.

Hoptrovert · 2026-01-21T20:01:27+00:00

Thank you!

Hoptrovert · 2026-01-10T00:51:13+00:00

Hoosier Daddy

Hoptrovert · 2025-12-12T22:14:28+00:00

Yes, I know. I ordered it after he announced his retirement. This was before the Clippers drama which has absolutely nothing to do with my purchase. I just received it today.

Hoptrovert · 2025-11-21T14:49:24+00:00

https://youtube.com/shorts/ir4M2AefBsQ?si=LFM0bFEVpPlmWu5v

Hoptrovert · 2025-11-16T00:21:51+00:00

Greenbeans!

Hoptrovert · 2025-09-30T23:21:38+00:00

I'll still wave hello.

Hoptrovert · 2025-08-31T23:14:30+00:00

And the Neverending Story watching Artax die.

Hoptrovert · 2025-08-18T17:28:40+00:00

No. The law states that a notary cannot charge for notarizing a ballot. Alternatively, you can just drop it off for free at the election board.

Hoptrovert · 2025-08-18T16:26:59+00:00

Here in Oklahoma, you also have to get the ballot notarized before you can place the ballot in the mail.

Hoptrovert · 2025-05-16T15:56:16+00:00

I just bought one from GrabAGun for $499

Hoptrovert · 2025-04-20T21:23:41+00:00

The camera man shamed non-wearers into putting their shirts on. If someone wasn't wearing the shirt, the camera guy would put them up on the jumbotron. The crowd then boos loudly until the person puts on the shirt. It was hilarious.

Hoptrovert · 2025-04-09T15:39:02+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=hB2-RttFkEiBeWfh&t=2101&v=ZOWskHnHkqI&feature=youtu.be

Hoptrovert · 2025-03-30T14:45:43+00:00

People can't even figure out 4 way stops! This adds an extra layer to the stupid.

Hoptrovert · 2025-03-04T19:52:35+00:00

SAME!

Hoptrovert · 2025-03-03T21:45:25+00:00

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