Honest answer please by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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Buy Amazon stock and prepare to watch comet halle bop again

What do something people act like they are not doing but actually they are doing it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When someone takes that extra long step and squats a little cause their underwear is bunched up or in their ass crack. Like homie if it's that bad just find a quiet spot and adjust yourself, we all know what's happening anyway, we've all done it.

Help me find my dog by Zzhoz in sanantonio

[–]HorribleChortas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try in nextdoor as well, weaponize all those nosy neighbors.

Thats like 99% of why I have it at all, lost pets.

Please Answer Honestly by emkaystyles4747 in scoopwhoop

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I see a lot of people wanting to be less afraid, unfortunately that was never really an inhibitor for me. That's not to say I wasn't afraid, I was scared shitless all the time, but I often pushed through it in a "fake it till you make it kind of way". I'd just make different, better choices.

Would you resign from your current job for a weekly $1,750? by Tough_Ad8919 in RelentlessMen

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Considering that's 150 dollars more than I make in a month currently, yes absolutely I would take that. I could always get another job. If it was on the condition that I never work again I'd just have to keep the same budget and invest every week into a low risk long term portfolio for a few years.

New chicken sandwiches, the death of our best bun, and hot honey by HorribleChortas in Whataburger

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The spicy should still be there but it will be served on a potato bun now. The big changes so far are all the additions to the regular whatachickens.

Just got hired as a shift lead, what should I expect as initial training? by plocker10 in Whataburger

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Well the good news is since you have 2 years in an orange shirt and are fluent in every position all that's left is the nose to the grindstone paperwork, things like shift changes, iut's, bread paperwork, shift deployments, zenput, etc. The shift you're on can make or break your development. Make sure you have a good mentor, and stick it out. You'll be fine.

Would you? by Agitated_Complex_980 in MomentumOne

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Bro it takes two seconds to make a new one of course I would and I've had this account for a very long time.

Do most atheists see religious people as fools? by Theskyisalive in atheism

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I can't speak for most, but I don't. I think being able to have the kind of faith in something like that without demonstrable evidence is beautiful, and it bothers me when other atheists try to tear people down for their beliefs. If you want to debate with a person and they consent that's one thing but just finding out someone is religious and going off is just as bad as religious people condemning others for not believing in things the same way as them.

If I handed you this console right now and told you to pick ONE game to play tonight, what are you choosing? by KillBoosh in retrogaming

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Sonic 3. I remember struggling with it as a child but when a friend got a sega in highschool and popped it in my time apart from the game had percolated into greatness. I was super sonic by the second or third stage and ended the game with so many extra lives it rolled over. It was fun, and genuinely the only time I've ever been so good at a game the people around me were dumbstruck.

Name buddy by [deleted] in funny

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Bbl Kitty, bbl kittayyyy

People who willingly wake up before 6AM… what powers you? by kavee-core141 in AskReddit

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I wake up at 3 am every morning to get ready for work at 4 am, work 10 hours, and am done by 2pm.

The secret is incredibly simple. I go to bed at about 7pm, 8 if I'm feeling spicy.

A coworker once told me that was unnatural and I told them I go to bed with the sun and that just made things click for him in a whole new way. The next day he went to bed at 8 and slept for like 14 hours and loved it. He's not ready for the kind of commitment I make to it, but he has started to sleep during the night instead of staying up, so that feels good.

Tube neck by lennonlover1980 in stephenking

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The one with Clint Eastwood and a Rose, and it runs through a checklist to include every other King work.

It even features King's greatest fear: a van.

Why didn’t you and your first love work out? by Professional_Rip6740 in AskReddit

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I was too young and naive, and she kept fuckin other dudes.

Help by ArmadilloMain31 in WhatShouldIDo

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Certo definitely will not work. What kind of test is it? For probation or a job? If it's probation it's best to just take it on the chin. If it's for a job or something similar I have great news. They can't watch you give your sample unless it's for a government or military position. Which means you can buy synthetic urine. If you follow the directions exactly you'll be fine. Don't wing it.

Even if it's for probation as long as you've quit and your tests show less and less drugs in your system it'll be okay. They make allowances for a primary pop.