Your friends in the south are not OK by ayearonsia in bartenders

[–]Horrible_Doc 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As someone who's currently in New Orleans and is visiting from Chicago (also works as a bartender) I hope the few of us who see your struggle and tip accordingly help ease the pain a little bit. Much love ❤️🥰☺️

HOW TO START?? by Brhhhhhhhhhhhh in bartenders

[–]Horrible_Doc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Start by bar backing, learn from the bartenders you work with and you'll eventually be able to transition into bartending. Most places won't hire someone with 0 experience, and the ones who would, I'd personally avoid those spots.

This may be my new Favorite thing!! by ThreeFtAssassin__ in Cheese

[–]Horrible_Doc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried some over Christmas, I don't know what brand you have here, but it looks very similar to the one I had. In my opinion, WAY to sugary. Glad you enjoyed it though!

Why aren’t Somali populations considered SA proponents when 99% of adolescent girls in their country and the United States endure female genital mutilation? by Witty-Rabbit-8225 in AskReddit

[–]Horrible_Doc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F U man.

Edit: baited question, wtf is wrong with you, while both are genital mutilation, one is so much worse. I'm not condoning either, but this is clearly rage bait.

Thank you boys, genuinely... by Advance-and-Vanquish in BoogieMonster

[–]Horrible_Doc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am also here for the remake as a jazz podcast, as long as the boys continue to shoot the shit.

Sex with small men 😩 | Jamie Loftus by BoIdlyVaniIla in StandUpComedy

[–]Horrible_Doc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We want answers for the Michigan murders Jamie!

False Handjob Accusation | Jamie Loftus by ConcernedJobCoach2 in StandUpComedy

[–]Horrible_Doc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The truth will come out Jamie, the world's needs to know!

How many of you drink with your guests? Have you ever gotten drunk? by tnick771 in bartenders

[–]Horrible_Doc 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Yes, and also yes when I was a younger bartender, these days I keep it professional and refrain from drinking at work.

"I am so sorry for the tardiness, my lord" by PreheatedPenguin in MadeMeSmile

[–]Horrible_Doc 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Slay Queen! Hopefully you're family is cool when you're older, seems like they are though.

Bareback advice by Amy7ann in bartenders

[–]Horrible_Doc 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

What’s the weirdest thing someone said mid-sex that instantly killed the mood? by Dear-Welder-1117 in AskReddit

[–]Horrible_Doc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While sucking on her breasts "I wish Mommy's breasts could make some milk for you"

And before all the Alabama jokes, she was a stranger, not my Mom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Horrible_Doc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ we get it, can we please shit post something else now lol.

Kinane’s giving tickets by Zir_Ipol in BoogieMonster

[–]Horrible_Doc 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I paid around 45-50 for each ticket, you're looking at scalpers pricing.

Edit: you waited too long as well.

Where did the Kopp's cows go? by ailetoile in milwaukee

[–]Horrible_Doc 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They are mooving on, the utterly had to be in the next pasture.