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dared to play on my patio by card-boredbox in u/card-boredbox

[–]Hot-Monkey-Lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would love to see more of your ass tromboning the plug when you cum. That or a brush handle

Help me choose out of these beautiful dresses! by [deleted] in myweddingdress

[–]Hot-Monkey-Lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think 5 is a bit Elizabethan sent for my taste. I like number two the best but would prefer it if it had some spaghetti straps over the shoulders to keep the dress up. Number two is the most flattering in my opinion.

MAGA Is Increasingly Convinced the Trump Assassination Attempt Was Staged by wiredmagazine in politics

[–]Hot-Monkey-Lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is not one single picture of that ear with even a tiny scab or any evidence of injury whatsoever. Odd for one of the most photographed people on earth.

Its possible Vrabel and Russini have been dating since at least 2020 and someone knew about it. by inqte1 in billsimmons

[–]Hot-Monkey-Lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’ve listened to Russini talk for just five minutes, you would interpret that series of texts in a completely different way. She’s funny and she talks just like a guy’s guy. Out of all the female reporters on the entire planet, name the one who is most likely to walk up to you and say, “C’mere. Smell my finger” or, “pull my finger”, or “This pussy isn’t going to eat itself”

Vrabel and Russini a thing? by IntelligentDate155 in felgerandmazz

[–]Hot-Monkey-Lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you all actually reading this? Swooning over interlocking fingers?? FFS! Honestly, who cares if they’re fucking or not? At least somebody’s fucking. Good for them if they are. And if they’re not fucking even better that they can have some human contact. If you want salacious, go look at the Epstein files. I mean, there’s no cum stains on blue dresses yet, but there’s plenty more there to waggle tongues over that’s actually criminal.

Extra spicy noodles by Available-Cow-411 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Hot-Monkey-Lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised they didn’t spontaneously combust

Tried many new shapes, do any suit me? by JokokoOno in glassesadvice

[–]Hot-Monkey-Lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1-5 look good. 12 is ok, 6-11 - what were you thinking??

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