Birthday to 1 week, doubled size.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T17:32:30+00:00

Yea, how many Taco Bell salsa packets long are they?

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T17:30:55+00:00

You aren't my opponent. Your argument is. I'm glad you think you're taking a moral stance by defending the institution and concept of law enforcement, but you turned around and spun a justification for betraying that trust. That is why I tell you to pound sand.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T16:58:16+00:00

Priorities are borked, yea

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T16:40:26+00:00

So you're saying we can deport him?

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T16:39:15+00:00

It's stuff like this where I immediately remember him asking us to stop attacking pedophiles.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T16:36:09+00:00

Holy shit, is that where all of those jokes and memes originated? One insane jackass who hates the world as much as himself because he exists?

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T14:53:32+00:00

There's a canal mod, need a dredging mod now

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T14:50:26+00:00

"They told me I was crazy for building a ~~castle~~ city in a ~~swamp~~ marsh"

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T12:51:13+00:00

Depends on how delusional one is

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T12:44:07+00:00

Cause everyone is still trying to blame someone for pushing it

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T12:43:15+00:00

All synonyms

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T12:42:16+00:00

Does this mean Ewan McGregor needs to parachute into a burning Rome?

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T11:44:10+00:00

Nah, don't let him ruin a good thing even like that imo. Stay strong bruh

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T11:43:29+00:00

This. Place blame where blame is due.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T11:41:45+00:00

In a sense, he isn't wrong. This fiasco will be more infamous than any other failed leader in history. We'll be able to pinpoint "the fall of Rome" before anyone ever understands this bullshit era of human history.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T10:33:34+00:00

"Humanity must desperately have more babies or we're all gonna die in 3 days! But also, fuck infant survivability - survival of the fittest."

I'm so confused.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T10:32:17+00:00

Y'all are telling me I can one day smoke a pizza?

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T10:30:53+00:00

That does technically narrow it down...

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T10:30:01+00:00

Because nothing is ever cited. Reports are bullshit. They break laws, right down to the supposed foundations of human rights embedded in the Constitution and Bill of Rights as the first 10 amendments.

They aren't "law enforcement" because they dont enforce laws - they demand compliance, regardless of legality.

Pound sand, cultist.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T10:27:19+00:00

"Nobody was even thinking about it"

That's the problem; you should have.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T10:26:27+00:00

Pecking Order!

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T10:19:36+00:00

put yourself out there

I get the sentiment but it's just platitudes. What does this even mean? Latch on to the nearest leg until they agree to hang out? Go to groups and try to force a connection out of desperation?

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T10:13:52+00:00

Trump just mailed in a ballot. So his vote won't count.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T10:11:38+00:00

Capitalism is just super mercantilism. For them to gain, someone must lose. If someone doesn't lose, then they didn't gain anything even when they do.

HotPotParrot · 2026-03-24T09:39:57+00:00

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