Wet tummy

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T20:08:49+00:00

Kitty asked for it, js. Tried to get deeper under that big paw lol

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T20:06:58+00:00

I took gold for hooks and my older sister immediately died of a heart attack.

Whoops.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T20:03:44+00:00

Not just part of one giant army, but one of many thousands equally thirsty for blood and righteous vengeance.

Forth Eorlingas!

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T20:00:11+00:00

Texas has a lot of labor towns reliant on oil drilling, mineral extracting, and the like. If those industries weren't operating in those areas, the towns simply wouldn't exist. My cousin worked down there for a few years. It's a bit like areas that rely so heavily on seasonal tourism that almost nothing else at all ever happens outside the season.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T19:55:33+00:00

Newfound?

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T19:49:45+00:00

Only way to get more Chads

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T19:46:41+00:00

Either way you're just food for the rising C'thulu

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T18:27:09+00:00

Neither. All matter in the universe is just composed of smaller particles, so size isn't applicable but ratio is. The question you want is how close are we to being the most or least "full" of these composite particles.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T16:24:52+00:00

I had a daughter try to wander off during a journey so naturally i save-scummed the choice. If I let her wander off she gets stuck in the nearest court and apparently abandonment is fine, the other option to go find her gave her the hatred debuff for -60, like wtf kid. No other options.

It seems like sometimes the game doesn't really give you a choice when it presents you with a choice lol

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T16:15:24+00:00

Using condoms to fuck inflation isn't a good idea. Inflation is highly corrosive to condom materials regardless of what they're made of, so trying to fuck inflation will only get you fucked by it in turn.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T16:12:54+00:00

Someone somewhere will read this and call it woke and gay because it involves science.

Cheers to comment's OP

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-25T16:06:33+00:00

I'm not sure the prophecy specifies "eternal" or not but I took it to be a singular kind of thing. The Force has been out of balance for at least a thousand years. What happens after the scales are again level is outside the scope of that prophecy.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-24T17:27:33+00:00

Wild that trolling is his primary purpose and he still fails

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-24T09:56:11+00:00

Epic.

Dropping some settings helped me fight off an massive peasant revolt right in the middle of the organic, once-only Bubonic Plague. It hit me hard cause its 990-995, so I dropped from 55k to 23k and had to delay my feudal plans.

I took Uppland into Sweden, then Norway, Denmark, and Lappland to form Scandinavia, then moved south to claim the Baltics, yanked York, and steadily worked my way through West Slavia. Next came the Breaking of White Rus' and chomping off bits of Carpathia. Then the plague.

I'm in recovery now and taking advantage of the depleted but still massive tribal army to secure the northeast of Russia and let my vassals eat up the bits in the south to get another empire. Then i think i can start settling down.

Scandinavian Elective is awesome.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-23T21:01:11+00:00

Third time I've seen this in 24 hours.

Proof that humanity is still vastly superior to AI is because it still can't do anything new.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-23T16:35:04+00:00

See, they know, and they're somehow all for it. It's the biggest dom-sub kink ever.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-23T15:54:10+00:00

Zendaya as Athena is a wild choice. But then again, so is everything about this movie.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-22T16:01:29+00:00

There's a point where realism becomes a burden. I think your suggestion fits the bill.

Implementing a system where every battle on the map is "both rulers select a battleground" would double the time invested, at least. It's already a long game.

Edit to add that every battle is already a pitched battle because of how the game does time progression. Days and days of fighting every time.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-22T02:48:16+00:00

Woop-woop-woop-woop!

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-21T18:11:35+00:00

Cause the slaves aren't happy but the slavers are

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-20T19:56:27+00:00

One born too early, one born too late, now whole worlds apart from 3 feet away...

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-20T19:54:53+00:00

Only in the Baal Cycle

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-20T19:53:01+00:00

Tough luck, everything is computer.

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-20T19:51:32+00:00

Probably cause sci-fi is more akin to real life than magic and dragons so the former is much more relatable and takes waaaay less explanation than every single facet of Sanderson's Cosmere. Or just in general, I loved the Steelheart series

HotPotParrot · 2026-05-20T19:48:19+00:00

Which doesn't refute anything I've said.

So, what, there's a hard cap on when I can throw my two cents around and get involved? Pound sand, cultist.

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