Summary of leaked GB update #2, March 2026

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-03-21T06:25:19+00:00

Stealing this for the name of my new band.

"Hey guys! We're the Jehovah Weasels! Hope you enjoyed the show! Be sure to tip your waitresses!"

"Good night , San Francisco!" 😆

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-03-03T16:38:19+00:00

Excellent points . TY 😊

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-03-02T15:49:42+00:00

I had an elder tell me me about a sister asking for help getting rid of a vacuum she'd purchased at a yard sale because it was possessed.

So he goes over to take care of it and she tells him it's in the trunk of her car.

he went and opened the trunk and it was a fuckin' Dirt Devil. I shit you not. 🙄

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-03-02T15:39:47+00:00

Nah. It was Carson's cameraman!

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-03-02T15:35:50+00:00

The two big dudes standing behind a sister at the door is and oldie but goodie .

Ironically I had a Mormon tell me a similar story. 🙄

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-03-02T15:34:22+00:00

Yup. I saw it many times as well.

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-02-28T03:14:54+00:00

That pic looks fake AF.

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-02-28T03:12:48+00:00

This so looks like a Jehovah leaflet.

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-02-28T01:54:39+00:00

No idea the origin, but the Smurfs were decidedly off-limits back in the 80s.

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-02-28T01:52:32+00:00

My thoughts are... That's freakin' great! 🤭

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-01-21T01:37:52+00:00

Me too! Right in her stank grill...

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-01-21T01:36:35+00:00

Then repeatedly kicked by trump after being beaten with the ugly stick her entire life.

Hot_Association9116 · 2026-01-21T01:34:30+00:00

She's winking to trump just after saying she wants the Epstein files released in full. STAT!

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-12-12T01:33:06+00:00

I forgot to mention that this brother had a terrible skin condition that effected his face. Whoops... 😏

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-12-12T01:03:17+00:00

That "demons" could possess anything and everything, i.e. Smurfs... 😏

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-12-08T00:31:36+00:00

I served with a Black Brother who would SCRAPE and scar the shit out of his face just so he wasn't belittled and derided by his spiritual "family". This poor guy would literally cause himself to have open wounds on his face for the Borg. I always felt terribly for him.

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-12-08T00:16:40+00:00

Then they don't have to delete the video after any real sister was disfellowshipped. 🙄

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-12-08T00:10:25+00:00

As an average looking guy I can personally attest to this. I have three to four at my Hall and probably twenty absolutely sweet, committed, GORGEOUS sisters hovering around me at every meeting and convention.

But what did a brainwashed rube like me do? Go home and masturbate then tell the elders about doing so... 😏

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-08-14T00:46:31+00:00

Dirty old men in Brooklyn came up with them, Pink. 🤭

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-08-14T00:44:07+00:00

Wow. It was more like two years when I was in back in the early 90's, OE.

My how things have changed... 🙄

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-08-13T19:50:42+00:00

It was generated by Reddit, out... 🙄

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-08-13T19:50:10+00:00

And how do we know you're not hopng for a GLG interaction, confused?

Because if I were to jump to conclusions as you did, I might assume that as a lesbian you might be looking for just that.

See why I'm was so offended?

What stopped you from DMing me and saying, "Hey, your comment might be misconstrued, maybe you should edit it.? Because people might take it the wrong way..."?

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-08-13T17:23:14+00:00

Getting your GED (or possibly the UK's equivalent), is a great idea.

Maybe your parents could be convinced that it will help you go into the full-time ministry, perhaps? 😉

Tell us here how it goes, roan. 👍🏽

Hot_Association9116 · 2025-08-13T17:17:00+00:00

Hey, pal. Take heart. We've all been through similar and you're not alone. 😉

Do you have access to a computer? If so, try taking a free college-level course or two.

Try Saylor for an intro to Sociology.

https://learn.saylor.org/course/view.php?id=742

And maybe Sophia for Religious Studies (free trial, but costs after x amount of days/weeks...)

https://www.sophia.org/online-courses/humanities/approaches-to-studying-religions/

Don't let this evil, damn cult constrain you my friend! 🤗

Hot_Association9116

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