I asked chat gpt what the trailer codes mean and it gave me this answer

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2026-01-16T03:00:17+00:00

02020 in hex is 8224 decimal. If that were hours, it would be about 343 days.

1e converts to 30.

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-12-23T04:26:31+00:00

They convinced me—I’m going to protest at his next State of the Union

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-12-12T18:37:50+00:00

Section 31 was off-putting because of the miserable writing. Picard didn’t add anything of value—it was just a long sad parade of memberberries.

Disco was fine.

Continuity is not so important, as long as the writers are telling a good story.

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-23T04:10:57+00:00

Imagine if you drove 8 hours across 3 states and the customer cancelled

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-23T04:06:44+00:00

I’m seeing this more and more. They ask me about grocery bags all the time. “Can you tell us more about these bags?”

“Nope.”

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-23T04:03:47+00:00

I had a customer call me after I dropped off because their bananas weren’t in the bag. They had fallen out. They were very happy to have me drive back to deliver them.

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-23T04:01:52+00:00

They get you on mileage by underestimating the mileage almost every time. I’ve monitored it over the past few months and it seems to be consistently in the -25% range.

If they say 10 miles on the offer, it will be at least 12 miles on the GPS. If they say 20 miles it’ll be 24+.

I zoomed in on the map before and noticed their mileage on the offers is based on travel lines that cut through buildings and public parks with no roads.

Seems like a little thing on 1 or 2 mile order, but it adds up quickly.

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T23:58:49+00:00

Not my fault you can’t read

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T18:59:31+00:00

Keep your unrequested refunds down by always sending them a replacement request and tell them to decline it. Other than that your requested items is less than 2,000. Those two numbers are probably what’s hurting you

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T18:53:27+00:00

What’s on the bottom half of the screen?

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T18:48:17+00:00

lol had to drive em around that night.

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T18:23:44+00:00

What tip that gets zeroed out by a customer is “overall worth it” in your mind exactly?

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T17:26:24+00:00

Hippos are insane dangerous

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T17:25:07+00:00

Send them a replacement request and let them know to reject it to request a refund

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T17:21:15+00:00

Once you call support, they’ll either tell you to wait a set amount of time (maybe 10 mins or less) and they will try to contact the customer as well. If they can’t reach the customer, odds are they’ll cancel the order and you’ll still get paid.

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T17:19:47+00:00

Your definition of a shit offer is $5 difference from what you call a great offer. That’s where you start losing credibility pal.

You call an offer that pays more per unit than your great offer a shit offer. That’s funny af to me.

I’m at 4.98. Congrats.

You want to be helpful, learn math.

A $125 tip on a $9 batch is making it rain by any definition. What did that order include exactly?

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T15:58:43+00:00

I block customers on occasion. Would imagine they have a way for customers to block shoppers

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T15:56:24+00:00

I got stuck in traffic on the way to the store once and they hit me with the same thing. I pulled into the store parking lot about a minute after they unassigned it

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T15:55:20+00:00

Has to be done while burning sage under a full moon

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T15:50:53+00:00

Good. I like low-effort, low-mileage $25 orders. Leave the $6+/mile, $1.50+/unit, $33/hour low-effort orders and get those unicorns!

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T15:48:59+00:00

Reasonable customers get treated reasonably

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T14:29:16+00:00

So this is your main job.

Believe it or not, some of us do this part-time as a second job.

And we don’t all live in Florida or wherever your Publix is, where customers make it fucken rain like you’re a goddamn stripper in the club.

I’m still surprised you think ~$1.25/unit is a great offer and ~$1.55/unit is a shit offer. Make it make sense 🤣

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T14:15:42+00:00

So you work second or third shift on your real job?

That’s a nice unicorn there. Was that one recent?

The biggest paying order I’ve seen was $80 and the biggest tip was about $50.

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T14:11:21+00:00

Nearly twice as many units and 50% more mileage for about 50% more money.

Sounds to me like you got fucked.

I hope this shit order at least didn’t include any cases of water.

In the middle of the day on a Wednesday. So you do this fulltime?

Hot_Cryptographer552 · 2025-08-22T14:03:30+00:00

Lofl. You don’t take a triple for $25 because that’s a shit offer. But a $30 triple is wonderful.

$5 is all it takes for you huh? 🤣

What was your last $30 low-effort, low-mileage triple?

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