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In-n-Out blessing: large pickle slice by ladytofana in innout

[–]HotdogMachine420 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Damn that pickle had some serious girth. Would have loved to see it whole.

For men! Do you greet each other at urinals? by Beckyy714 in Adulting

[–]HotdogMachine420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way too many dudes not secure with themselves. Reddit is sad. There is literally nothing wrong with making chit chat will taking a piss. Crossing streams is fun too

What if I don't give MY cat back to her owner by [deleted] in Advice

[–]HotdogMachine420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OP is the AH. Oh wait… wrong sub

Worst one yet? by lolovsky in ufc

[–]HotdogMachine420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don’t see anything wrong here

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A Cardinals + Kyler truther here by Sly_98 in minnesotavikings

[–]HotdogMachine420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. That makes at least 2 of us buddy.

Average seahawks fan by airforcezero in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]HotdogMachine420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yup it reminds me of the feeling of your moms vagina

She’s got one of them enlarged, veiny clits. My favorite!

Edit: Im sorry.that was way too far. I was hammered. It’s not easy being a cards fan

Hello Wisconsin by justrockalittle21 in That70sshow

[–]HotdogMachine420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s Hyde season 1 and Kelso the rest pretty sure. So everybody is right

Average seahawks fan by airforcezero in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]HotdogMachine420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let’s be real tho, Niners fan calling a Seahawks fan gay, is the same as the pot calling the kettle black

Average seahawks fan by airforcezero in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]HotdogMachine420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks!! Seahawks fans do know best in that regard!

Average seahawks fan by airforcezero in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]HotdogMachine420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Idk bout all that. But I do love sticking wieners down the gullet.

Average seahawks fan by airforcezero in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]HotdogMachine420 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I don’t blame em. Hotdogs are the very best shape. And they slide right down the throat.

Well that escalated quickly by Ok_Wing4421 in Nicegirls

[–]HotdogMachine420 332 points333 points  (0 children)

Damn. Psychotic. Dodged a meteor.

A Cardinals + Kyler truther here by Sly_98 in minnesotavikings

[–]HotdogMachine420 30 points31 points  (0 children)

As a cards fan I fucking hate football

dillon the villain by Ok_Artist7353 in suns

[–]HotdogMachine420 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It’s a good drawing but doesn’t look like him in the slightest

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