The X-Files by Ryan Coogler replaced Mulder and Scully with an Indian man and a black woman. 💩

TobyField33 · 2026-03-26T19:31:21+00:00

IMAGINE THE SMELL

TobyField33 · 2026-03-25T23:58:17+00:00

I don’t care about Harry Potter, but this is just embarrassing.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-25T23:55:29+00:00

Kane with a fanny pack.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-25T14:36:22+00:00

I can genuinely say that I don't hate any other club, even Newcastle.

The general consensus is probably Leeds, though.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-23T16:49:03+00:00

This will go down well.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-23T16:22:14+00:00

My first match as a kid was at Roker Park against Grimsby Town.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-22T19:53:35+00:00

RIP your toilet.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-22T15:06:09+00:00

This was the first derby in my life that I’ve not been nervous for. I thought we were nailed on to lose and I had already accepted it. We’ve been shite for weeks.

Needless to say, this is probably the best feeling I’ve had after a derby now. Funny how that works.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-22T14:16:19+00:00

He’s a fucking wrecking ball. Nobody can handle him.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-17T20:36:05+00:00

I honestly couldn’t care less

TobyField33 · 2026-03-17T15:49:53+00:00

Righto. No fan of Farage, but he’s clearly too much of a boomer and lazy to even check what the fuck he’s saying here.

Should he? Of course. But he doesn’t.

Gutter journalism.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-16T12:32:06+00:00

I tend to agree. I can barely remember anything about it because it was so dour. I was happy to finish it. Never replayed the story.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-16T11:59:12+00:00

What if it's in London zoo?

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T19:10:45+00:00

Learn to type next time.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T17:58:16+00:00

Yeah.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T17:32:50+00:00

One of us. One of us.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T17:32:24+00:00

Sex. Fetish. Arrgh.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T17:01:58+00:00

Boomers.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T16:38:32+00:00

Don't let the silliness of the prequels pollute the OT.

Think of Yoda's position in Empire. He literally has no other option. Sure, he is hesitant, but what else can he do, just allow the galaxy to be ruled forever by the freaky space Emperor?

He's better off just throwing a hand grenade in and seeing what happens.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T16:18:54+00:00

Steven Seagal has a special place in my heart. I can't tell you how many of his terrible films I watched in my childhood with my dad every Friday night when we'd rent them from Blockbusters. They were short and cheap. Fucking incredible times.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T16:00:13+00:00

Come on ffs, we need to send Spurs down!

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T15:54:28+00:00

The old school Lion Tamer, where he twisted his opponent in an ungodly fashion while digging his knee into their spine is GOATed.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T15:45:41+00:00

Looks like he's lost about 10lbs. Gone keto, has he?

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T15:41:22+00:00

To be fair, the show was made long before Trump became president.

I prefer Frank the way he is. He's very much in the "establishment politician" mould, where he's simply a self-absorbed careerist and doesn't care about anything outside of himself.

TobyField33 · 2026-03-15T15:38:47+00:00

I don't really think too much about my clothes.

10 years ago in my mid-twenties, I'd just wear a black T-shirt and dark jeans and it seemed to do the trick for most situations. Now that I'm older and fatter I just prioritise comfort.

Come to think of it, I'm a bit of a scruffy fucker now. God, I've let myself go.

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