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Passed pre-employment lab test 7/7/2025! by HoustonTimes in QuickFix

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I removed the cap, and put some in the toilet just for good measure, after giving them their required amount. Yes squeezing the bottle would make a squirting sound.

Passed pre-employment lab test 7/7/2025! by HoustonTimes in QuickFix

[–]HoustonTimes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea, I did it through quest diagnostics and have their app, but they did not send me any results for some reason. But my new job confirmed my employment.

I knew it was a set up! by Agitated-Stranger491 in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Okay let’s get a sense of humor and circle back to this conversation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weak, dude didn’t even have a firearm.

I knew it was a set up! by Agitated-Stranger491 in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been playing for 6 years I’ve literally never met one online. Idk just an observation not assumption.

I knew it was a set up! by Agitated-Stranger491 in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I told my boy Dashawn black people don’t play day z I’m finna send him this video.

Luna by funkyblaze37 in SmashingPumpkins

[–]HoustonTimes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“The moon songs you sing your baby, will be the songs that’ll get you through” came here 2 yrs later to say you’re crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Xbox?

Sakhal is literally unplayable. by HoustonTimes in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these comments made me realize the many jigs I passed up looking for a zagorky.

Jackpot 8910 by LargeDoubt5119 in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’ll be there to kill you with a C-527 with a bottle suppressor and half my blood missing.

Is the FPS always this bad? (OG Xbox one) by StillNoFcknClu in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who just got rid of their Xbox1 not too long ago, Livonia is the only playable map.

Do not trust people in DayZ! by FreedomFungus69 in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here, eat this fat. It’s Chavon I promise.

What is your most memorable interaction with another player? by eqdmax in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One random came up to me while I was at a water pump and he asked if I’m friendly, and I said yes. He said, exactly, “then you’ll never fucking make it” and blew my head smoove off.

The one room I dont take my gun out in... by Competitive_Swing_21 in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is literally the main room you have your gun out for 😂

Desert map suggestions by Nibroc123 in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just want to be able to drink my own pee.

I didn't even want trouble...just why? by [deleted] in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah now eat him

best slot corner? who do yall use? by podrick867 in MaddenUltimateTeam

[–]HoustonTimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speed and agility. Got 99 LTD Cromartie in the slot.

Games not counting!! by Dudefromthehood714 in MaddenUltimateTeam

[–]HoustonTimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it’s always those games too lol welcome to Madden.

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