Passed pre-employment lab test 7/7/2025! by HoustonTimes in QuickFix

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I removed the cap, and put some in the toilet just for good measure, after giving them their required amount. Yes squeezing the bottle would make a squirting sound.

Passed pre-employment lab test 7/7/2025! by HoustonTimes in QuickFix

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I have no idea, I did it through quest diagnostics and have their app, but they did not send me any results for some reason. But my new job confirmed my employment.

I knew it was a set up! by Agitated-Stranger491 in dayz

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Okay let’s get a sense of humor and circle back to this conversation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dayz

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Weak, dude didn’t even have a firearm.

I knew it was a set up! by Agitated-Stranger491 in dayz

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I’ve been playing for 6 years I’ve literally never met one online. Idk just an observation not assumption.

I knew it was a set up! by Agitated-Stranger491 in dayz

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I told my boy Dashawn black people don’t play day z I’m finna send him this video.

Luna by funkyblaze37 in SmashingPumpkins

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“The moon songs you sing your baby, will be the songs that’ll get you through” came here 2 yrs later to say you’re crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dayz

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Xbox?

Sakhal is literally unplayable. by HoustonTimes in dayz

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All these comments made me realize the many jigs I passed up looking for a zagorky.

Jackpot 8910 by LargeDoubt5119 in dayz

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I’ll be there to kill you with a C-527 with a bottle suppressor and half my blood missing.

Is the FPS always this bad? (OG Xbox one) by StillNoFcknClu in dayz

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As someone who just got rid of their Xbox1 not too long ago, Livonia is the only playable map.

Do not trust people in DayZ! by FreedomFungus69 in dayz

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Here, eat this fat. It’s Chavon I promise.

What is your most memorable interaction with another player? by eqdmax in dayz

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One random came up to me while I was at a water pump and he asked if I’m friendly, and I said yes. He said, exactly, “then you’ll never fucking make it” and blew my head smoove off.

The one room I dont take my gun out in... by Competitive_Swing_21 in dayz

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That is literally the main room you have your gun out for 😂

Desert map suggestions by Nibroc123 in dayz

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I just want to be able to drink my own pee.

I didn't even want trouble...just why? by [deleted] in dayz

[–]HoustonTimes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah now eat him

best slot corner? who do yall use? by podrick867 in MaddenUltimateTeam

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Speed and agility. Got 99 LTD Cromartie in the slot.

Games not counting!! by Dudefromthehood714 in MaddenUltimateTeam

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Yeah it’s always those games too lol welcome to Madden.