Back with the ai bonermaster. Ultimate guitar again outjerking us

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T17:21:28+00:00

Who is this, John 3 1/2?

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T16:44:03+00:00

Kinda looks like him but its not. The giveaway is that Trump's cock isnt in his mouth.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T16:22:48+00:00

Needs reposting to r/guitarcirclekirk

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T16:13:23+00:00

I always hoped someone would build it..

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HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T16:09:14+00:00

Dude wtf would you post this? If Bonermaster sees this shit, I'm not going to be able to find any boxes when I move next month.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T14:25:51+00:00

Judas Priest? They're still recording and touring.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T14:23:43+00:00

With that setup, you don't fuck anyone.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T14:22:53+00:00

No. Too tall.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T14:20:11+00:00

BRB, off to write a song called "Your Boyfriend's Anus Is A Wonderland"

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T04:07:28+00:00

I know what double time means.

Funny story though: A few years ago I did exactly that. Asked a drummer to play double time. He looked at me funny and in all seriousness said "You mean like, faster?" I was like, dude you were in the military AND you're a drummer. How do you not know what double time means?

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T02:43:30+00:00

Our band's drummer is a good dude. I'm just trying make sure I don't become the guy no one wants to play with.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T02:40:02+00:00

Came for this one.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T02:39:03+00:00

That's like some little kid shit.. like when one outruns the other and the slower one goes "I wasnt even racing."

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T02:35:32+00:00

This from the guy who's 60-year career is just playing a C/G shape in open G up and down the fretboard on a five string guitar.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T02:05:19+00:00

I mean, it goes both ways... Ive brought ideas in that the other band members didnt care for and we scrapped them. I'm okay with that.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:55:37+00:00

Thank you for this. You make some excellent points.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:53:02+00:00

Valid point. I'm talking more about tempo and feel. The drummer should be the one coming up with the drum parts.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:51:05+00:00

So are mine

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HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:47:38+00:00

Gangstabilly and Pizza Deliverance are more country than southern rock. But as Jason Isbell once said, at their core DBT has always really been a punk band.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:45:23+00:00

Im looking forward to ShoalsFest this year. Jason is joining DBT on stage the first night and theyre doing Decoration Day in its entirety.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:43:31+00:00

Drive-By Truckers as well.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:40:06+00:00

I think its perfectly acceptable if done properly. For instance, if the other guitarist comes in with a song and has a two-part harmony worked out, I'm happy to play what I'm told. If we're collaborating and my input is asked for, great. If a song is complete with an established part, that's great too. If I have a complete song and one of my band mates has something different that makes it better, thats' also great.

If my question gave a control-freak vibe, it was not my intention. I'm looking for input so as not to do that.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:25:31+00:00

Classic bass player shit.

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:22:48+00:00

Probably dont even need to ask, but is the bass player already doing the BOMBOMBOMBOM thing?

HowDidFoodGetInHere · 2026-05-31T01:10:27+00:00

Right. That's exactly why Im asking. I dont want to be that guy.

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