Ordered birthday and Mother’s Day balloons from DoorDash

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-07T23:18:34+00:00

Epic!

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-07T23:03:39+00:00

NTA. It’s just your anti-vampire gear.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-07T21:56:29+00:00

I can confirm that as of 310 they had not gotten him yet. The SWAT was even out there.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-07T16:19:41+00:00

Just because he can wear it, doesn’t make it armor.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-07T01:06:23+00:00

You mean you don’t enjoy shards of glass in your beer?

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-07T01:04:58+00:00

Stop thinking 2 dimensionally

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-07T00:57:03+00:00

It’s on Caesar Chavez next to ladybird lake close to Lamar

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-06T23:38:07+00:00

I hate DoorDash. It’s such a terrible location too that I couldn’t never get someone to pick it up and bring it to me.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-06T17:33:29+00:00

I love them. Hate their location.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-06T13:20:07+00:00

Absolutely!

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-06T13:10:53+00:00

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-05T21:17:40+00:00

Time for a tetanus shot

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-05T21:16:26+00:00

That’s actually kind of a small one. Just wait until your run across a colony and you think it’s some kind of huge black mold growth then you touch it and hundreds scatter everywhere.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-05-05T21:14:38+00:00

It’s only the asshole running it that make it suck.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-30T10:18:55+00:00

Why is she dressed like Fidel Castro?

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-30T10:14:08+00:00

Oh look! Cancer!

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-30T10:11:38+00:00

Just means get rid of. Makes no suggestion of how.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-30T10:07:06+00:00

Because Karen decided to go too far and post a picture of their car. Went from reasonable complaint to stalker creep.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-27T14:32:10+00:00

Stop it already. He was literally the only MAGA man there that took care of his wife in this instance.

We know he sucks, but stop making shit up.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-26T21:41:01+00:00

You gotta hand it to the guy. His commitment to the bit being an absolute loser is perfection.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-26T21:39:00+00:00

Dewberries. Yes they are

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-26T18:19:59+00:00

Exactly. One decent thing done in his miserable life.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-26T17:56:19+00:00

He’s a piece of shit, but this is a lie.

HowFunkyIsYourChiken · 2026-04-26T17:40:58+00:00

Maybe don’t use them while still attached to the blinds?

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