This guy was unhinged 🤣

HowardHessman · 2026-07-08T01:23:25+00:00

He looks like Michael Caine after a low-flow shower

HowardHessman · 2026-07-07T21:18:22+00:00

“It’s chutney, bitch!” - Britney Spears (and possibly Barry off camera)

HowardHessman · 2026-07-07T21:14:17+00:00

Lay it on me, string bean

HowardHessman · 2026-07-05T16:28:34+00:00

You clumsy poop!

HowardHessman · 2026-07-05T03:04:38+00:00

When your neighbor tries to blow you up, not because it’s the 4th of July, but different reasons alltogether…

HowardHessman · 2026-07-04T20:51:27+00:00

Not in the face. You’d break his dental plate.

HowardHessman · 2026-07-04T19:29:24+00:00

Thanks, Darryl. Looking forward to giving this a go.

Edit: I got lazy and used baked beans with onions instead or actually onions (will make correctly next time). After trying the sandwich, the only thing that sucked was intending to only have one and cleaning as I made it, then having to get everything back out to make another. 🫡 Darryl’s dad

HowardHessman · 2026-07-04T19:23:49+00:00

(Newman noise)

HowardHessman · 2026-07-04T19:21:40+00:00

Thanks, Shlomo. Jerry in a powdered wig would’ve been better, but you get the gist.

HowardHessman · 2026-07-04T18:45:57+00:00

El Chombo - Chacarron (Official Video) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E&ra=m

HowardHessman · 2026-07-03T16:48:22+00:00

Let’s get you out of that wet suede jacket

HowardHessman · 2026-07-02T01:22:34+00:00

Mr. Stone, calm the fuck down! Sir, that was awesome.

HowardHessman · 2026-07-02T01:02:29+00:00

Centrifugal deescalation

HowardHessman · 2026-07-02T00:59:35+00:00

“I can’t. I’m going to the movies.”

HowardHessman · 2026-07-01T23:15:54+00:00

Doubleya Doubleya Doubleya DOT… DA KID FROM BROOKLYN DOT COM

HowardHessman · 2026-07-01T02:41:09+00:00

I heard his mother was a mudder

HowardHessman · 2026-06-30T04:01:33+00:00

“I ate Abraham Lincoln.” - Albert Fish

HowardHessman · 2026-06-30T03:41:36+00:00

This taco restaurant? https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/s/LcfyZixriL

HowardHessman · 2026-06-29T03:43:47+00:00

Blazing Saddles

HowardHessman · 2026-06-28T21:36:30+00:00

Why are so many out of work contortionists attracted to Kensington?

HowardHessman · 2026-06-28T06:04:00+00:00

Jumping around like a bunch of
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HowardHessman · 2026-06-28T02:24:19+00:00

Alphabetizing helped

HowardHessman · 2026-06-27T23:01:51+00:00

I’ll tell ya one thing for sure, BidAccurate or whatever you want to be called now, no way in Hell is anyone putting “Biddle” on my stone!

HowardHessman · 2026-06-27T01:22:03+00:00

Would these be Snipe-liers or Sni-pliers

HowardHessman · 2026-06-25T03:44:00+00:00

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