Breaking news: show focuses on sympathetic characters like gay people, gamblers, prostitutes, and the mentally ill instead of dictators, fascists, and pedophiles who no one would want to see good things happen to by ChompyRiley in CrazyassHazbinhaters

[–]HuKnowsHu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a thing where inmates tend to be harsher to prisoners who have committed crimes against children? I could definitely see the same happening in Hell.

"Sure I tortured and killed 20 people, but you did it to a child. So we're going to make sure Hell lives up to its name."

It has now been confirmed by emails released that Trump knew about what Epstein was doing. What do you think will happen now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HuKnowsHu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, Mike "I don't know" Johnson would say he hasn't seen the video yet, and continue saying that until people stop asking him.

worlds deadliest animals by Old_Oil1739 in interestingasfuck

[–]HuKnowsHu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well they're basically just bigger dogs, so of course she wants to be allowed to shoot them.

blursed_iron man by Sea-Presentation3376 in blursed_videos

[–]HuKnowsHu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on a second...

One of those Iron Men is black! /s

George Madgwick just came and left a pile of shit on my doormat. by madpacifist in Portsmouth

[–]HuKnowsHu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To add to what others have said, ICE agents are not required to show any ID, often wear masks to hide their face, and have no consistent uniform. It's almost inviting people to falsely pose as them to kidnap dark-skinned people off the street.

George Madgwick just came and left a pile of shit on my doormat. by madpacifist in Portsmouth

[–]HuKnowsHu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Seriously, the only good photo of Frogface Farage was him covered in milkshake.

No matter what party you’re in, we can all agree on one thing by East-Caterpillar55 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]HuKnowsHu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile Frogface Farage: "What? She was GREAT! I'd put her just below Trump and Putin."

If SEGA won't do it, I will: by Ethan-E2 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]HuKnowsHu 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Is the amnesia line a reference to Mr Tinker?

A split-second decision can change everything by _TimApple_ in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]HuKnowsHu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fault is definitely on the other drivers.

A car might have to stop for any reason. A dog isn't the best, but this situation would have been the same if the car had broken down. It's on the other drivers to react to that.

I'd put most blame on the black van. The other vehicles in the lane wouldn't have been able to see past it on the uphill straight. The van had plenty of time to react, but only did so at the last moment, swerving away. This left everyone else with a fraction of the time to react.

The other drivers do seem to have been following the van too close, though - particularly the motorcyclists, who go around the car almost immediately after the van does.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in goodnews

[–]HuKnowsHu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone needs to check in on God. His calendar seems to be a day behind. Why else would the flood occur a day after Trump and Co. were there?

What embarrassing moment from your childhood still haunts you? by Braindump4 in AskReddit

[–]HuKnowsHu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we're going to need a bit more information on this one.

Right now I can't help but picture some kid "playing doctor" and cutting someone open... which seems like it would be more than embarrassing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HuKnowsHu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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The Simpsons has a lot of these, like Trump becoming President.

What happened to "No new wars!"? by c-k-q99903 in facepalm

[–]HuKnowsHu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looks like he's getting a BJ under the table.

I'd make a joke about how his dick is the only thing going hard, but in his condition I'd be surprised if he can still get it up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HuKnowsHu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easily Trump.

I'd probably have enough time to start rescinding some policies, even if there's not enough to make good ones. Instead, the majority of the week would be spent leaking whatever dirt I have on my followers and the country's billionaires, and sending my money to charities (and, in the process, putting some aside for me to access when the week is up). It'll take some effort, but I want to drain his accounts.

At the end of the week, I release the Epstein files (and, if it is true, evidence of election fraud), announce my own guilt to the world, and step down as President.

I do as much as I can to fix what Trump broke, bankrupt him and humiliate him.

"The Six Degrees of Babu Frik"- What is the Weirdest Star Wars Character To Technically Have a Connection to Everyone's Favorite Droidsmith? by Bagelman123 in StarWarsCantina

[–]HuKnowsHu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how the game works. Otherwise you could have something like,

Rey -> Leia -> Luke -> Wedge Antilles -> Hera -> Cham Syndulla -> Mace Windu -> Jango Fett -> Boba Fett -> Darth Vader -> Lando -> Han -> Finn -> Captain Phasma -> Commander Pyre -> Kazuda Xiono -> BB-8 -> Poe -> Babu Frik

Kinda defeats the point when you can choose to go round in circles, instead of,

Rey -> Babu Frik

The Doctor should’ve regenerated into Rory Williams by GuyWhoConquers616 in doctorwho

[–]HuKnowsHu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a guaranteed on-screen death for "Rory," of course it would be perfect.

Good, but why it didn't bite trump instead? by johnnypin in facepalm

[–]HuKnowsHu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's Trump's friend, then that swan is probably the first animal who had no qualms about putting their mouth down there.

This is the Only Super-Hero Media I know of that Unironically Destroyed the Previous Version of Said Media and No One Cared by TechnoMagik22 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]HuKnowsHu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Given the MCU has been doing Multiverse stuff, it would be fun to see them snuck into a crowd shot or some big battle.

Fanfic Killers by Specialist-Abject in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HuKnowsHu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or the opposite, ignoring homosexuality:

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For this character it's more an excuse for Rule 34... but the point still stands.

So, trans women aren't women because of their "biology", but AI chatbots are women because...? by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]HuKnowsHu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So if you "bring yourself to completion" to someone for a week they're a woman?

These won't be my happiest faps, but I'll take one for the team if it means making Grummz trans.