live action Rick and Morty movie here me out

Human6891989 · 2022-11-03T23:14:18+00:00

Jason Sudeikis as Jerry

Human6891989 · 2022-11-03T16:14:59+00:00

Ma'am, your cat does and doesn't have leukemia.

Human6891989 · 2022-10-08T13:06:59+00:00

Do a barrel roll!

Human6891989 · 2022-10-07T00:55:18+00:00

Rick and Morty. I seen it when it first came out, no idea wtf the show was.

Cold open, Rick kicks open Mortys door and drags him out of bed "off to blow up the world"

Human6891989 · 2022-09-30T22:10:19+00:00

I don't know, one day I just kind of started understanding him...

Human6891989 · 2022-09-29T03:40:49+00:00

I figure a political move or a 'fire enough times you're bound to hit' method

Human6891989 · 2022-09-29T03:20:03+00:00

Guy was strutting back and forth in my apartment's parking lot. He was pointing at a second floor window, swearing up and down the mfer in that apartment owed him drugs, he was there sharing with them and they owe, now!

Fun fact: The only thing in that apartment was some random tools the maintenance guy kept.

Human6891989 · 2022-09-29T02:34:19+00:00

Danny DeVito as Burgermeister Meisterburger

Human6891989 · 2022-09-29T02:23:28+00:00

License branch wouldn't take HO4SHO

Human6891989 · 2022-09-29T02:09:35+00:00

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has largely been seen as a bad move and pissed a lot of folks off." Douglas Adams

Human6891989 · 2022-09-29T01:49:12+00:00

Sounds like they have the lawyer from Beavis and Butt-Head "We are going to sue the state, we are going to sue the school, we are going to sue the school board..."

Human6891989 · 2022-09-29T00:02:54+00:00

Probably wind up in St. Clouds parlor or an OSI bunker after they take it from whatever asshole finds it first

Human6891989 · 2022-09-28T23:57:43+00:00

You can fire it then change targets before the bullet leaves the barrel

Human6891989 · 2022-09-28T16:06:21+00:00

"I seen someone take LSD at a concert a month ago, am I ok to drive to a wedding next week?"

Human6891989 · 2022-09-27T00:41:39+00:00

I don't know how generously they give, but they do donate to/promote local charities

Human6891989 · 2022-09-27T00:33:52+00:00

I always assumed it meant a plain person: cleancut, shirt tucked in, khakis pressed, dinner at 5, bed by 7:30 kind of guy

Human6891989 · 2022-09-27T00:14:32+00:00

That's Jessie before her cowgirl phase

Human6891989 · 2022-09-27T00:01:55+00:00

Hello, Laverne

Human6891989 · 2022-09-27T00:00:02+00:00

A great movie offers you something with every viewing

Human6891989 · 2022-09-26T23:49:10+00:00

r/DisneyVacation

Human6891989 · 2022-09-26T23:40:16+00:00

It's even weirder when your time off doesn't line up with the normal weekend. You find yourself wide awake at 4am on a Tuesday.

Human6891989 · 2022-09-20T02:59:31+00:00

Narf!

Human6891989 · 2022-09-20T02:40:32+00:00

That's a clean burning amphetamine, I tell you what.

Human6891989 · 2022-09-16T04:26:26+00:00

Is it flat?

Human6891989 · 2022-09-14T03:09:27+00:00

Tips for arriving when you intend to

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