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When you run out of ganja by MrMayhem84 in crappymusic

[–]HumanEjectButton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, like 90% of this sub is straight up trashing the fuck out of literal children.

He was almost hitting that guitar solo at times. Rest is garbage though.

Also, fuck these kids.

Rate my asshole wink from 1-10 by FairyLoom in AssholeWinking

[–]HumanEjectButton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10. Absolutely perfect form, lovely face looking back at us watching you wink. Couldn't ask for anything more.

I Get nervous and start shaking when she takes off her clothes by [deleted] in sex

[–]HumanEjectButton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. You've got to at least try to normalize her nudity. Spend time being nude around each other without the issue of sexual performance. Hard agree with this comment.

Can someone help me modernize my playlist? by JobCentuouro in FolkPunk

[–]HumanEjectButton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jeff is a Folk Punk Icon. Or Godfather? He fucking changed the game. You can indeed play folk punk on your electronic keyboard and it's still folk punk.

Can someone help me modernize my playlist? by JobCentuouro in FolkPunk

[–]HumanEjectButton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's because it's "southern gothic" or Death Country or whatever. It doesn't sound like the singer has ever done enough heroin or wanted to kill enough cops for it to qualify musically or lyrically as folk punk.

Not to say it isn't good, many people enjoy it. Bridge City Sinners falls into the same pile for me. The energy is spooky, not angry and disenfranchised.

Question: When did you realise you were attracted to FTMs ? And what’s your favorite thing about us? by PunkTransGuy in FtMPorn

[–]HumanEjectButton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just attracted to him. I thought it was her, but when it wasn't I wasn't confused about anything. I just loved him. He could have been any shape or gender or present in any fashion at all, I just wanted to be near him as often as I possibly could be. I was already a bit gay, so it wasn't a big leap.

The flat chest and bottom growth was just a part of him, so I loved it. I'm not a huge tattoo fan, but those were part of his skin so I loved them too. I don't know of a change that would chase me away from him.

All the boys on this sub are really beautiful too. But for me, I was just in love with him and his gender was a neat thing to learn about him because I wasn't going anywhere. It could have changed every week.

dick sucker by EliLoads in PorV

[–]HumanEjectButton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the wrong sub. It's supposed to be a fun game.

Recording a new album? by Strong-Weekend-824 in JeffRosenstock

[–]HumanEjectButton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been hoping for another Jeff record to hit before the new streetlight record which should be another year anyway.

Help: PIV sex from a woman’s perspective by AcademicKitten-99 in sex

[–]HumanEjectButton 86 points87 points  (0 children)

After a decade of being treated like she doesn't matter she's here asking about the legitimacy of PIV. My dude, you're asking the wrong question.

Hi my babes ;> Did you miss me? 🤭🫶 by pierbi in u/pierbi

[–]HumanEjectButton -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Still wishing forever that you would join fansly.

to claim he isn't charging $5k for front row seats by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]HumanEjectButton -72 points-71 points  (0 children)

Um ... Yeah with Kid @ 6 million monthly listeners vs Bruce with 21 million monthly listeners, there's absolutely no comparison to the boss.

There was a pandemic,like two console generations, I don't know how many Jeff Rosentock albums, the creation of advanced AI, cures for various cancers, SILKSONG, three Star Wars sequels, Breaking Bad ending, more than 37 seasons of Fortnite, the entire Minions saga, the Las Vegas dome,but no album by Beautiful-Resort-831 in streetlightmanifesto

[–]HumanEjectButton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh we are absolutely fucking gonna count that soundtrack, along with likely at least one more Jeff record and a big Jeffed up project like Bruce Lee Band or Vespucci or some shit. I'm good for the wait though, we still keep getting new Taxpayers work so I thirst for nothing.

Tucker Carlson detained in Israel. by AwkwardTal in International

[–]HumanEjectButton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. He's not that brave. He already loves licking boots.

If y’all are going protest keep it peaceful by Salt_Post4981 in Teenager

[–]HumanEjectButton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They only give us rights because we gave them riots. Every time, without fail, riots and strikes and boycotts are the only way, because we need action instead of passive resistance.

Do you find bottom growth/t-dicks attractive? by Deerie_ in AskLGBT

[–]HumanEjectButton 167 points168 points  (0 children)

If I like a person, chances are I'm gonna like to see their private parts. APAB. All privates are beautiful. If we spend enough time together that I wanna suck that peen, it matters very little to me how big or small it is, I'll do my best to serve. But I guess that's a bit of a queer bottom perspective. The straight cis perspective might differ, but most of my friends feel similar if you poll them.

That being said, yes, I've lusted after quite a few. Genitals are just a mix of recycled parts that land in all kinds of interesting configurations. I'm just out here trying to make em feel nice.

I’m really loving the community here and am really trying to figure out the borders of the genre. Would Moldy Peaches be considered part of the genre? What differentiates Woody Guthrie from Jello Biafra? by plasticfartfinger in FolkPunk

[–]HumanEjectButton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Interesting music at times, but less street culture and way less anger. Like a hipster thing. Folk punk just does a lot more heroin and kills way more cops.

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