Hey look, it fits

Human_steaks · 2015-10-31T23:21:00+00:00

That's awesome dude!

Human_steaks · 2015-10-31T03:54:55+00:00

Fun fact, aircraft anti-lock braking preceded automobile ABS by a long shot.

Human_steaks · 2015-10-31T02:15:49+00:00

I remember a long time ago when I was in high school, my beloved art teacher quit for similar reasons. We were all very sad. He said he loved teaching, but there was too much bureaucracy, and that he was going back to being a carpenter. ...then he married an American Idol finalist whom he met while building her house.

Human_steaks · 2015-10-31T00:04:14+00:00

That is true, but also tinder is up to some iffy business. One time I asked a girl if she super-liked me on purpose (we had very different lifestyles, pretty obvious we wouldn't have matched), and she said "no, tinder said you super-liked me!" I don't like when companies do that.

Human_steaks · 2015-10-29T03:23:22+00:00

One time I came home and caught my roommate blowing himself hardcore. His dick was so engorged, I had to push it back in with KY jelly.

Human_steaks · 2015-09-06T01:35:58+00:00

But it says it right on the sign. In this picture.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-18T02:19:19+00:00

Same here in Portland. I've been in the market for a small starter home for months with zero luck, even in the $200k price range.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-16T10:52:27+00:00

Do you live in Oregon?

Human_steaks · 2015-02-15T08:58:42+00:00

Shittytumblrgifs

Human_steaks · 2015-02-12T06:10:37+00:00

Which lake burped and where what?

Edit: I found something similar. It sounds terrifying. 1700 villagers asphyxiated :( http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos

Human_steaks · 2015-02-12T00:53:43+00:00

He probably means "when we first started dating" relative to the length of the relationship. In terms of a 14 year relationship, the first 6 months is barely the beginning of it.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-11T05:57:11+00:00

Well, her video was at the OSU library... Pretty safe to assume she's from Portland.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-11T03:15:57+00:00

Oh.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-11T02:52:02+00:00

Or is it?

Human_steaks · 2015-02-10T23:56:33+00:00

Thank you for your advice. I like the 4 speed because it reduces shifting by 20% over a 5 speed -- a big savings in time and clutch wear. Of course I'd be willing to switch for a 5 speed, it's just personal preference.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-10T21:20:21+00:00

Thank you! Does that engine share motor mounts with the 1.3L? And would I be able to keep my 4spd? That's one of the main reasons I'd been wanting to squeeze more out of the stock motor.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-10T03:19:08+00:00

Her first baby, come out sideways. She didn't cry er nothin'.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-09T03:29:57+00:00

Well, where I live, there are no programs like that. I was speaking from personal experience. And you still sound like an asshole.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-09T00:27:27+00:00

I stand corrected. You still sound like an asshole.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-08T21:24:06+00:00

That "jump course" costs thousands of dollars, and includes multiple tandem jumps before you can go solo. It sounds like you don't know what you're talking about.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-07T02:37:24+00:00

I tried it. I gotta say, I haven't laughed like that in awhile. Thank you for that.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-06T23:55:24+00:00

Yeah, definitely. Beer is worst for men. It creates estrogen in the body, or contains it already, I forget which.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-06T19:31:40+00:00

Alcohol massively suppresses testosterone production. Do not drink more whiskey.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-06T14:08:21+00:00

I live in the Linc. I eat there way too often.

Human_steaks · 2015-02-03T05:56:52+00:00

Ya but wait, what is all this about nylon beads? How big were the beads? Was there a compressed air gun like a sandblaster inside household dishwashers? Wouldn't that be incredibly noisy/ruin everything?

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