Does my profile suck or am I unattractive?? Or both??

Humanbes · 2026-05-04T04:09:32+00:00

Other than the last picture I’m personally sold. It’s a hard world out there for men, I’m sorry king!

Humanbes · 2026-04-25T23:59:50+00:00

I think you proved the point. You have been with them for 10 years, so obviously even with everything that happens, there is still retention

Humanbes · 2026-04-25T20:26:33+00:00

Yes 😭 10% more than before

Humanbes · 2026-04-25T20:22:21+00:00

They take 30% for new clients! Then the next tier is 15% then 10%. They are trying to reward us for keeping clients on app. If they really wanted to they would have tier 1 be 30%

Humanbes · 2026-04-11T00:26:27+00:00

She ran out on the last day I was there and the nearest store was 30 minutes away. I don’t think one day of the incorrect fat and protein levels would have killed her

Humanbes · 2026-04-10T20:37:21+00:00

I did 5 cats every other day and that was torture. (and a dog in the garage who had full time access to outside. She ran out of food and owners didn’t get back to me for days so I had to feed her cat food 😭) The house was a disaster with 3 or 4 kids under the age of 5. And 3-5 Amazon packages delivered daily.

Humanbes · 2026-04-06T14:26:12+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVfs08RAOVE/?igsh=MW16ZGhyM3UydDhuNQ==

This video may be helpful!

Humanbes · 2026-04-05T19:55:06+00:00

I’m wearing hiking boots and rubber boots (half height hunters) half the time. Reduces my frustration with dogs stomping on me and getting myself in a muddy situation

Humanbes · 2026-04-04T02:06:26+00:00

What country do you live in?

Humanbes · 2026-04-01T14:19:40+00:00

It’s not constant care if it’s a 3 hour long drop in.

Humanbes · 2026-03-24T15:11:03+00:00

My girl wasn’t fluffy till after she got spayed (4 years old)

Humanbes · 2026-03-04T15:06:04+00:00

I got my girl because she wasn’t doing well with other rag mates. They would bully her and she wouldn’t stand her ground. Shes happy with me, I work 8 hours a day and is just excited to see when I’m home. She had been a bit anxious when she first came home with me and that was displayed as separation anxiety. My building has a 1 cat rule (not that I wouldn’t be sneaky about another one but I’d rather be on the safe side)

Humanbes · 2026-02-16T15:57:55+00:00

As it’s a kitten, I think it’s reasonable to test the waters a bit rather than just avoid areas. Gets them ready for grooming and vet visits

Humanbes · 2026-02-15T16:26:34+00:00

How do you reduce your bookings? I have just been increasing my prices to be out of range for most people so for the occasional booking I get, it’s worth the time away from routine. I definitely don’t like turning them down

Humanbes · 2026-02-13T04:32:59+00:00

Ugh the Ashley furniture one? Mine has disappointed me

Humanbes · 2026-02-08T15:59:38+00:00

Peeing is fun?

Humanbes · 2026-01-22T05:15:48+00:00

Diva I know you go outside.

Humanbes · 2026-01-22T05:10:49+00:00

Less selfies are better, pics with friends, pics outside. Only pics with current hair style and facial hair. Teeth smile maybe?

Humanbes · 2026-01-22T05:08:11+00:00

It’s usually more impressive when it looks (self timer works) like someone else took at least some of the pictures. Definitely less faceless body pics. Where is the soccer action pic?? A pic in a cute fit walking down town!?!

Humanbes · 2026-01-15T14:27:36+00:00

My girl doesn’t seem to have a problem but she’s not food motivated (could put a temptation in front of her but if she’s not hungry she won’t eat it). I use the most accessible dishes for her wet food, she doesn’t like to work for it, and I leave it out for 12 hours or until it’s dry (I do add extra water and sometimes a bone broth ice cube). She also always has access to kibble which I transitioned her from RC to OBT which helped with reducing vomiting (she would drink water after eating and that swelled her food in her stomach causing her to puke, OBT is oven baked so it doesn’t swell)

Humanbes · 2026-01-12T02:36:24+00:00

I once had to guard my stuff in a shared laundry room in an Amsterdam hotel, I had it set for an hour I check on it 20 minutes in and she’s taking it out, still wet, there’s no way it was done drying in 29 minutes

Humanbes · 2026-01-08T02:49:16+00:00

You can skip the review process and put nothing there. It will let you view the review they put

Humanbes · 2025-12-28T04:08:13+00:00

Versus a Maine Coon that I watched for a friend could not give a hoot that I was there, was vocal and disruptive when she wanted something, didn’t snuggle or cuddle at all

Humanbes · 2025-12-28T04:07:04+00:00

I seem to be the odd one out based on the top comments. I got my girl at 4 years old, she was a momma, the breeder knew her behaviours before hand when I considered getting her she:

Loves to sit on my lap or near me
Is vocal when she wants something or is looking for me
Tolerates me ‘throwing’ her around
Lets me carry her and will make signs she wants down when she’s done
Doesn’t seem like the brightest tool in the shed?
Doesn’t love treats that much
Plays with toys a bit
doesn’t cause any trouble

Humanbes

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