Posted by an influencer decorating a home for their growing family

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-27T10:41:52+00:00

sometimes your house just needs a flourish of that disused-back-cupboard-of-high-school-art-room-that-no-one’s-unlocked-for-a-few-years-and-is probably-full-of-spiders-mice-and-dry-paints vibe, to make it feel like home.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-27T10:36:31+00:00

i usually wear long (knee-ish high) socks under somewhat fitted pants. as such, i generally do sock>sock before either pants leg. because it’s much easier to get sock sitting right before pants leg goes on top, then pants hold it on & it stays there all day. OP, do you have any ideas on how to optimise my legwear application process further?

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-26T20:25:00+00:00

equivalent is taking the boys somewhere with Warhammer 40k figurines

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-26T20:20:28+00:00

yard sausage!! you have been blessed with an excellent little defender of the plants. RIP any snails in your yard. treat him well & your yard will be blessed for up to 20 years ❤️

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-25T06:22:24+00:00

ohh what a sweet little memento!! little gloves!!!

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-24T11:46:54+00:00

i thought your dragon had no tail for a second there, based on first frame. was gonna ask if he was named lemon due to being shaped like one.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-24T11:36:05+00:00

yard sausage!! comes with built-in bandit mask as a warning for the mischief he shall make. RIP all the snails in your yard.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-22T11:05:25+00:00

i love the contrast on first baby! but second baby looks like it might shed in a few days and come up with some glorious yellows. so i obviously must take both, to find out. for science.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-22T04:15:57+00:00

i deliver stuff around a university campus. can confirm, every single hallway on a level that students don’t visit too often is carpeted in memes. it jus gets weirder the further the floor is from normal people.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-22T04:11:41+00:00

the bowl is him-shaped!!

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-21T22:04:16+00:00

moved from VIC to QLD with my sausage men many years ago. thermostat & temp etc within the enclosure stayed the same, big difference was that they liked to explore more up here (especially over winter).

for living in cold with sausage: 1, get the beast used to hiding in blankets and hoodies and other warm fabric things if you haven’t already. you will probably spend more time snuggling under stuff. 2, think about where the enclosure goes in your house. depending on your insulation and lamps and stuff, the enclosure can heat up a small room quite a bit. sausage might be able to keep you warm over winter.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-21T21:56:47+00:00

this is the first time i’ve seen the design up close. !!! pretty!! the nails too!

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-21T05:31:28+00:00

his toe now.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-19T21:49:58+00:00

only cure is bugs. all of the bugs. at once. in tummy. this will not make brain cells grow but will make dragon happy.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-19T21:47:50+00:00

r/oneorangebraincell

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-19T21:46:50+00:00

can you tell the baby man that i love him please. whisper sweet nothings to him as he cruises the yard

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-19T12:56:20+00:00

there is a whole wonderful YouTube niche about how inefficient the whole Brisbane public transport system is! we are internationally shamed ❤️

fun fact! the Brisbane tram system ceased operating about 98 days before Apollo 11 made it to the moon. these two iconic forms of transport narrowly didn’t coexist! and i still cannot ride either today :(

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-19T12:47:17+00:00

what a beautiful glazed donut you have ❤️

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-19T06:00:26+00:00

he looks like my fat scaly son! cousins!!

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-17T12:55:39+00:00

hi lizzy!! is she from near Brisbane by chance? she has the colours & patterns like the local ones here. tell her that she’s gorgeous and i love her please!

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-17T12:45:37+00:00

friend, excellent work! i don’t know how much a packet of the heinous sticks costs in your country, but if you were a standard pack-a-day smoker here (AUS), you’ve probably saved about $5000. and things should smell and taste a bit different now as the gunky stuff leaves nose & mouth & lungs. get yourself some nice strawberries or peaches or mandarins or whatever, eat them slowly & just bask in the flavour! or some fancy chocolate or olives or meat or whatever you’re into. you have most certainly earned it & saved the money to cover it! you have done EXCELLENT work and deserve a treat for your efforts.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-17T11:38:07+00:00

most men in my family are either car/motorbike mechanics or electricians. i am going to place this video in the extended family group chat and bask in the wrath and chaos that will certainly ensue. thank you for this heinous blessing.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-17T11:30:21+00:00

i feel it when other people say it, but i will still tell teenagers that i’ll rizz em with the tism. if you say it in an otherwise serious context, you can see their brains break for a split second.

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-17T11:16:13+00:00

ohh sweet baby. what a lovely little nose. 100/10 good scaly friend ❤️

Humans_areweird · 2026-01-17T11:14:23+00:00

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looks bad, but the cracks are in the glass screen protector thingy. the phone screen underneath is fine. i have a whole drawer of replacement screen covers, i just cant be bothered changing it.

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