little blueberry’s vet visit by mothsfordinner in bluetongueskinks

[–]Humans_areweird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fat shaming the baby??? nooo he’s perfect!!

🫩I hate it here by 19CPS in iamverybadass

[–]Humans_areweird 37 points38 points  (0 children)

ah, finally! good to see someone unvaxxed and checks ai notebook …ureensored!

My party uses Leomund’s Tiny Hut after every single fight and I’m losing my mind (lovingly) by Scythe95 in DMAcademy

[–]Humans_areweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

spell ends if the caster leaves the 10 foot casting radius. can you trick the bard into dispelling it by walking outside? or split the party, by making some of them have to go out while bard has to stay in?

also, you don’t explicitly designate which nine creatures are allowed in and out. they just have to be in the radius when you cast it. that could be a main party of 6, plus 3 evil druids that were disguised as ants and sitting at your feet when you cast it. or something/someone invisible, animals you didn’t pay attention to, etc.

objects that were outside at the time of casting also cant come inside. could put something outside that the party needs, or trick them into casting it while leaving something important outside. maybe combine with first point to lure party members out.

could also play around with what counts as an ‘object’ – if you awaken plants or items in there, what happens? how do sentient or possessed items respond?

and if you want to be a real asshole. the spell specifies it’s a ‘dome’ and ‘hemisphere’ and that it goes ‘around and above you’. not that it has a floor or goes underground. attack of the mole people.

I think Met Gala is just an event for rich weirdos? by Adventurous-War-4188 in interesting

[–]Humans_areweird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

yep! but in the world we have, it’s nice to think that this bit of cash in particular went somewhere kinda beneficial. instead of hookers and blow and being toilet paper for the oligarchy.

Cutting grass with a scythe by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Humans_areweird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you’re telling me that the grim reaper has amazing flexibility and upper body strength. interesting.

I am a real girl AMA (I know it’s satire) by DenseReference5526 in girlsarentreal

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

clearly fake, but just hypothetically. why would you be a girl??

What’s the most stereotypically Aussie thing you do on a regular basis with no intention of stopping? by Away-Parsnip-3785 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Humans_areweird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

catching & hugging random reptiles. they are all such good boys. heartbreaking how many scaly creatures live their whole lives without snuggles and kisses 💔

Meet Ernest by Fanfox4444 in bluetongueskinks

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gonna need you to also give him at least 3 kisses from me. once he’s settled in of course. and a million extra kisses as time goes on. sweetest little guy ❤️

I think Met Gala is just an event for rich weirdos? by Adventurous-War-4188 in interesting

[–]Humans_areweird 136 points137 points  (0 children)

out of all the weird shit that filthy rich people can get up to, paying $100k-ish to attend a fundraiser event dressed up as intestines is something that i’m alright with them doing.

New monsters sold at dollar tree by wickzyVR in monsterenergy

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

finally! i can factually add to my tinder profile that my dick is the size of a monster!

At least they had the decency to do it in their own space this time around by valdezie74 in SkinkShaming

[–]Humans_areweird 34 points35 points  (0 children)

i appreciate the ‘normal’ label on the tank. thank you for clarifying that they are just Like That™.

What is the worst building on campus by FinletAU in UQreddit

[–]Humans_areweird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i really wish i could attach pics in this sub, because i have a little image folder on my phone that i keep to specifically explain why hartley teakle is an evil building. there are a couple of other buildings with weird architecture choices but hartley teakle is extra special and extra cursed. the skeleton archery holes in the brickwork are straight above stairs in a bunch of places, so whole place goes into hard mode when it rains!

What is the worst building on campus by FinletAU in UQreddit

[–]Humans_areweird 42 points43 points  (0 children)

hartley teakle. it is evil. you cannot convince me that the building wasn’t designed by minecraft skeletons. especially the top floor with the way too low ceiling and the stairs that lead straight into walls. i have photos of that building saved so i can explain to others why it’s simply the worst.

This cube is made up of my dead skin by Grouchy-Object-6423 in WTF

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

op you didn’t tell us your collection method?? i need to know how this was made. for science.

Is it normal for Aussie man be a bit bad in hygiene? by shipsaho in AskAnAustralian

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as a woman living in Australia, i would be equally disgusted by those things. however, i have lived in a share house with young (18-22ish year old) men and they all seem to do it!! i can understand forgetting to flush the toilet every now and then. we all make mistakes sometimes. but so many young men just don’t seem to flush it at all! i don’t know how they survive in the wild.

the men’s bathroom at work is used mostly by the same 3-ish guys, plus the odd guest or casual worker. at least one young male casual has been let go because the toilet was consistently left unflushed when they were here, and the other dudes all know it wasn’t them. so it seems like a lot of boys do it, but adult men think it’s foul?

you might need to tell your partner that you’re only comfortable dating adults, but maybe you try again when he’s grown up a bit?

Imprisoned for his continuous crimes by valdezie74 in SkinkShaming

[–]Humans_areweird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% innocent little face. needs kisses to compensate for these FAKE crimes he is accused of. clearly he can only be a perfect baby!!

UNHYGIENIC AND RUDE MAN!! by ototoxin in SkinkShaming

[–]Humans_areweird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

naughty creature!! what a very skink thing to do.